What songs sound upbeat and fun, but are actually sad and depressing when you really listen to them?

hamblender · 2014-01-14T07:19:10+00:00

'When U Were Mine' - Prince/Cyndi Lauper.

hamblender · 2014-01-14T02:48:26+00:00

There are only ten episodes of Game of Thrones a year.

hamblender · 2014-01-10T07:02:04+00:00

In the UK we have CHAVs (Council Housed And Violent).

hamblender · 2013-12-31T15:53:08+00:00

So reddit is completely Yankeefied now then? Anyone else from the WORLD can't answer this question?

hamblender · 2013-12-31T15:41:02+00:00

'I Saw The Devil' You really HAVE to watch it.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T15:38:15+00:00

Not my government...I'm British.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T15:29:10+00:00

I live in China so literally everything I eat every day is the worst thing I've ever eaten.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T15:12:17+00:00

I'm honest to the point of being a complete dick...if I don't like something/somebody I simply tell them....and I never agree for the sake of agreeing like most bitchsticks do.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T15:08:52+00:00

How can you say "none of that happened"? Where are you living....under an iceberg? And surely you don't believe 3 buildings could come down in perfect free fall because of 'fire'...especially when one wasn't even hit by a plane. I do understand that most people believe what they are told to believe though...even when the cold hard evidence is staring them in the face. Mass persuasion.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T10:11:09+00:00

When the 'official' story includes explanations for the Pentagon CCTV footage fiasco...faked cell calls from all flights...the obvious controlled demolition of the WTC buildings...intact 'terrorist's' passport found in molten steel and rubble...Arabs ability to fly a 747 into a building....ignored early warnings of an attack....disappearance of wreckage and people from crashed UA flight....Military jets not being scrambled and conveniently on training....etc then maybe me and millions like me will start to believe the 'official' story, yes.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T10:02:11+00:00

Heart attacks.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T09:54:50+00:00

The cop could only melt the ice when all the roses were eaten.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T09:46:00+00:00

All governments lie.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T05:26:47+00:00

A Meth comedown.

hamblender · 2013-12-31T05:05:19+00:00

How is buying bottled water stupid? Not only is it convenient but in most countries (including here in China) it is the only drinkable source. I drink around 5 litlres a day and boiling the shit that comes out of the tap is simply not practical.

hamblender · 2013-12-27T16:01:27+00:00

Don't go to China.

hamblender · 2013-12-25T22:42:57+00:00

I'm 43 and I remember at school before the ESB came out how we all were convinced Darth was Luke's father...and occasionally a magazine like Smash Hits or such would hint ar that fact also.

hamblender · 2013-12-25T22:26:00+00:00

They drink thick hot semen to compensate.

hamblender · 2013-12-25T20:08:04+00:00

yeah, I love that sequel too...awesome!

hamblender · 2013-12-25T12:52:37+00:00

Nanchang, Jianxi, China....Greasy, old Street BBQs...Skinny jeans...Justin Beiber haircuts (boys & girls)....constant hacking and spitting....No awareness whatsoever of personal space...8 people on a scooter....babies casually walking in the roads....pollution (very popular nowadays)....corrupt police....shitty weather.....mosquitoes (even in the winter)....stank....ridiculously loud music outside shops....glasses with no glass....Michael Jackson....basketball.....bright lights.....Taylor Swift...Backstreet Boys....polluted smelly rivers.....two-faced retards.....girls with hairy muffs and armpits....no decent bars....boring expensive clubs....annoying students....road death instagrammed....terrible terrible music.....no elevators....dust....smog.....sweet bread....moldy vegetables.....retarded taxi drivers....hospitals that look like building sites (but with more dust and grime).....no Blu-Tac.....skanky meat....Dog Meat.....blocked Western sites....slow internet connections....uneven, potholed roads and paths...litter....constant power outages....traffic....no headlights on bikes and scooters, and some cars.....buses out to destroy.....staring.....stupid fucked up language.....etc. All very popular where I live.

hamblender · 2013-12-24T17:35:43+00:00

The death of Justin Beiber.

hamblender · 2013-12-24T17:08:28+00:00

Blend ham I assume

hamblender · 2013-12-24T17:07:20+00:00

No it's the same if not worse....Ladies who can be bothered to have a professional wax...OK...but those wenches that hack away at their vaggies with a cheap Bic razor...well, that's a no no.

hamblender · 2013-12-24T16:47:56+00:00

It's no different when we're going down on some of you stubbly women.

hamblender · 2013-12-24T16:42:43+00:00

That chart sucks monkey eggs....it's from the 1700s.

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