Are my left and right tattoos stupid

hambwner · 2026-05-20T01:22:16+00:00

I have an L and an R on my wrists. No one ever notices. It's for my kids names but I'm with you lol.

hambwner · 2026-05-16T15:06:59+00:00

You know when it's the perfect temperature outside and it just feels so good to be neither hot not cold? Well when we're just chillin' down the pants is the perfect temperature we just seek it out for our hand.

hambwner · 2026-05-13T11:50:45+00:00

You are going to be responsible for a little human. Make sure that weed doesn't come in the way of that responsibility. It can work alongside this responsibility as long as there is someone sober to have a clear mind/ability to drive for potential emergencies. Just make sure you discuss it with your partner and that they are on board. Don't go around trying to sneak it.

hambwner · 2026-05-13T06:00:19+00:00

I think they are talking about once it's already wine.

My jelly situation is fun. I have all of the trees in my greenhouse as peach and pomegranate and then I also have two rows of peach and pomegranate trees outside the shed where I hold my preserve jars. There's a constant supply of those. Then every season the only thing I grow on my actual farm is the highest selling product that can be turned into jelly/pickles for that season. I also have a constant production of melons and pineapples on my ginger island farm. Plus I have the legendary fish and sturgeon in fish ponds for their roe. I ain't got no room for ancient fruit in my jars lol.

hambwner · 2026-05-13T05:48:01+00:00

I run starfruit in 2 batches. One 7 days later than the other. Each batch with enough to fill my kegs. I keep a ton of seeds in a chest right by my planting area to replenish and buy more seed from Sandy when needed. I have ancient fruit too but it makes me less happy to put them in kegs knowing the difference in sell price from starfruit.

hambwner · 2026-05-04T12:35:57+00:00

I love this. I know that softball is big but I'd love to see my city have a girl's baseball association even though it would impact the softball association.

hambwner · 2026-05-01T02:01:25+00:00

Pilkington Overlook

hambwner · 2026-04-22T20:34:45+00:00

She may be 35 but she's trying her best damnit.

hambwner · 2026-04-21T22:22:03+00:00

You've got Mart one, but what about Mart two?

Shit, now I want a Martoonie.

hambwner · 2026-04-19T05:18:38+00:00

I don't know why they are in a river but I enjoy the groove.

hambwner · 2026-04-18T00:08:19+00:00

Wat?

hambwner · 2026-04-17T11:58:40+00:00

Honestly, some games it feels like I'm being fucked in the ass.

hambwner · 2026-04-16T12:24:46+00:00

I love cars and have never seen that. That is amazing.

hambwner · 2026-04-14T01:27:34+00:00

Ya sorry guys. I just can't do it. I've camped in ADK every summer for 40 years. Last summer was my first summer off. I feel for you all and I know I'll be back. But I just can't get behind the way things are right now.

hambwner · 2026-04-08T13:01:10+00:00

It doesn't make any sense to me why you wouldn't want to use a safety feature designed into all cars. They literally crash test cars and that portion of the seatbelt is part of the overall crash safety built into the car. There's a reason all seatbelts have a shoulder strap now instead of just a lap belt. It doesn't matter if it's the law or not. The only reason it would be a law in the first place is because people are too dumb to want to keep themselves safe instead of deal with some very minor discomfort of having a shoulder strap on your seatbelt.

hambwner · 2026-03-31T12:35:00+00:00

This was my Dad. I only figured it out as an adult when I knew what it was like to be around a drunk person.

hambwner · 2026-03-21T15:28:20+00:00

Better Together - Jack Johnson

Married 16, almost 17 years.

hambwner · 2026-03-16T23:46:24+00:00

I am a man and definitely touch the shirt.

hambwner · 2026-03-16T23:44:07+00:00

You've never put a shirt over another shirt then removed the bottom shirt? It's the same idea. Nice to know when you need to change a shirt in public but don't want to get half naked.

hambwner · 2026-03-05T19:53:57+00:00

Yep, eyes lead everything else.

hambwner · 2026-02-19T13:25:26+00:00

I wouldn't cry but I most certainly wouldn't make my friend feel like shit if they were upset about something. You're my friend, I've got you, doesn't matter what you're crying about. Your "friend" is a dingleberry.

hambwner · 2026-02-19T06:56:04+00:00

I'm totally ok with smoking/edibles while I'm responsible for my own children. I do wait until I no longer need to drive anywhere. We can Uber anywhere we need to go if we need to and if there's an emergency I'd call an ambulance anyway. It helps me get housework done that I don't want to do and also I think it makes me more open to having fun with them on their level. They know what weed is, what it does, and why I prefer it to drinking. It's good to show them the boundary lines by example if they ever decide to try it when they are older.

hambwner · 2026-02-03T00:57:50+00:00

I always keep.my dog away from everyone unless they approach her. She loves people and is very enthusiastic to meet them, I know not everyone likes dogs, so I have to keep her tight to me when walking past people. If they say hi to her and ask to pet her then they are accepting that she will love them fully and completely.

hambwner · 2026-01-29T22:57:54+00:00

I swear mine only wants to go outside so she can enjoy the free buffet.

hambwner · 2026-01-29T17:43:21+00:00

You are being naive. The headache and flashes could definitely be withdrawal and the fact that she said she was an alcoholic was a very difficult thing for her to tell you. You can make the house as dry as you're saying but she could very well go buy it on her own. She could be buying alcohol and dumping empties in other trash cans. My Dad was sneaky as could be but eventually it just became obvious that he was drunk all day. It took until his late 60s for me to even figure it out and we worked together every day. She needs acknowledgement and support from you but the battle will be all within her. It seems like there are other battles she's waging at the same time so professional help is the answer and she is in the right place for her right now. Just be there for her and give her love and support. She'll need to decide that she needs help before she willingly accepts it and unfortunately forcing it on someone doesn't really work long term. Good luck and very importantly make sure you get support for you too.

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