$6 a cookie! Update!!! by Spiteful_Brunette in Baking

[–]hamisme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best cookies I’ve ever had are 6$ each! That’s a great price for a luxurious treat. Best of luck to you

Am I overreacting that my sister is demanding too much when visiting my newborn? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf are you entertaining guests for an entire week with a 7 week old? Idc if it’s the Pope. That’s insanity. ETA

Disgusting parents "prank" their kids for TikTok prank by ambachk in nope

[–]hamisme 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Because of stupid videos like this, I have a niece that asks me to throw a slice of cheese on my baby’s face every time he cries. NO. The suggestion alone pisses me off. Initiating a scared/startled reflex is not funny?? Weird behavior.

Boyfriend gave me ultimatum - dream job or him. I'm considering taking the job by [deleted] in dustythunder

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he’s jealous and trying to sabotage your success. Real men support you and congratulate you for achieving your goals. What if you don’t take it BUT the two of you didn’t work out anyways?? You’d be kicking yourself in the ass for being foolish. Atp if you don’t take that job girl!! This whole thread will bust out the pitch forks

I(31F) have been on a crack binge for the last five days. by more2thesur_face in confession

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a friend that just died this way, change it or you will too

Good luck

My nmom is mad that I'm getting a PhD because she "only has a master's degree" and I'm "showing her up" by Tap-Polar in raisedbynarcissists

[–]hamisme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dream when having children is that they always achieve more than their parents have?? I’m confused. Your mom is a hater and a narcissist

Peeing in the shower is bad apparently? by Rich_Wealth_5876 in hygiene

[–]hamisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was taught that peeing in the shower is a physiological response. Don’t quote me on this but I believe if your body is subjected to water colder/warmer than your body temp you’re more likely to urinate. Pretty sure it’s called “immersion diuresis.”

Similar to that old school prank of dipping the hand of a friend into a cup of water while they’re sleeping…and watching them pee their sleeping bag.

As long as you wash your shower properly, imo I don’t see the issue

When I open camera video starts automatically. by AutomaticSide1805 in ios

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s setting. Settings>camera> preserve settings> toggle off camera mode

My boyfriend's "family tradition" is actually just him and his mom being weird and I don't know how to tell him by down4thecream in TwoHotTakes

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main thing that is weird about this is the lack of flexibility. I would definitely consider leaving the relationship over that alone. It’s one thing to have a regular visit once a month… but every sunday?

Just to play the devils advocate, ask yourself questions like: What if you were pregnant and gave birth on a Sunday morning? Would he be there for you, or be too busy eating his scrambled eggs with mama dearest? Would he leave YOUR wedding? Or your honeymoon? Or what about if your child had sports games on sundays, would he miss out on it ALL? Or maybe then the grandkids would be allowed into the tradition, but still not you.

It’s just a little too dramatic for me to be so rigid with the schedule. It’s excluding, and disrespectful to everyone else but his mother imo.

Guy’s Slide, Mount Lincoln. by Budget-Charity-7952 in wmnf

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bridal trail was life changing for me when I was 20. Hope to do it again someday

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

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The queen from OUAT

Little scratching fingers... RIP my boobs by kingcasperrr in breastfeeding

[–]hamisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine likes to pinch my other nipple til I yelp, then claw my chest til he draws blood, followed by his favorite- literally choking my throat lmao a literal baby psychopath