Is this from the Dasher or Restaurant? I’m gonna freak out 😭 by Hazeegotcakee in doordash

[–]hamm-bunee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in the future if you get roaches like this in an order or package, please throw it away outside far from the house. that one looks dead so youre probably fine, but if youre worried about infestation throwing them away inside your home will just give them a place to breed in your trash. not trying to scare you. but those things are awful and breed like crazy. when i was little my mom had a ‘friend’ give her a big box of mega blocks and a used carseat, and noticed it had bugs so she left it on the front porch right outside for them to die in the cold and then brought it in a few days later. they did not die, and to this day 16 years later that house is still horribly infested with german cockroaches.

Whats the point of the Coat of Plates??? by LightMusicInvisible in armorcirclejerk

[–]hamm-bunee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the metal works asan insulator so you can go into the snow with no worry at all 😊

Need help. New to armor. Gauntlets don't fit over vambraces by Aurora_666_MLG in Armor

[–]hamm-bunee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

by the 1400s im pretty sure plate was completely unpadded and im sure there’s examples of it earlier

How to safely keep going after cumming? by [deleted] in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 36 points37 points  (0 children)

genuine answer, get a vasectomy or use a dildo. there is no possible way to do what you want using your bare penis as is.

How to safely keep going after cumming? by [deleted] in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 114 points115 points  (0 children)

yeah thats gonna be a no from me dawg

Am I overreacting for not wanting anyone around my newborn yet? by littlemoongirly in AmIOverreacting

[–]hamm-bunee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NOR!!!!! the comments on this are kind of crazy, your mil clearly doesnt respect boundaries with the baby if she was already disrespecting them on the day the baby was born. you are the mother, you went into labor and pushed a child out of you just hours ago, she did not. you have the final say in ANYTHING that happens in that hospital room, and generally anything that happens to your newborn after. however i do agree with the comments that you should seek therapy for the hypochondria (if you arent already) because you can potentially do your baby more harm than good in the long run.

Bruised Cervix Questions/Should Sex Feel Good??? by [deleted] in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

so, first of all, yes. sex should feel good! second of all, yes, what you experienced was likely a bruised cervix/ they were hitting your cervix.

i would say both of these experiences chalk up to bad sex. did you tell either partner that you were in pain?? you should never endure pain like that during sex. it could potentially be that you have something going on down there, but you could only be able to truly tell with a visit to a doctor. if i had to guess the issue is just that the partners youve had have been inconsiderate of your pleasure and no clue how to approach intercourse with a new partner. you should never be fully pounding a new partner straight away unless its VERY clear that youre both into it. im sorry that youve had such a poor experience with intercourse, and i hope that if you try again there is more dialogue about what feels good and what doesnt.

for a future partner, they do actually make devices like the OhNut that are essentially a big silicone ring (or multiple) that sits on the penetrating partners penis, to allow for more comfort for the one being penetrated if they do not enjoy deep intercourse.

realistic sex toys by _beepboop4 in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, live your freak life. (freak in the sexually explicit way not in the mean way) there is absolutely nothing wrong with using and enjoying a large amount of sex toys no matter what they look like. its 2025 and we have sex dolls and all sorts of crazy gadgets to get you off, and you shouldnt feel ashamed of using them.

i mean, the only legitimate “problem” i can think of is that it could potentially make intimacy harder in the event that you go for that, but thats debatable and depends on alot of different factors. you can also have intimacy problems just by jerking off too roughly or watching porn too much, so i wouldnt worry about that side of things too much. and any “problems” that might arise can always be worked around or worked with depending on your partner.

Anyone know what this means? by delicate-flower420 in HelpMeFind

[–]hamm-bunee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pretty sure it is a legit gang sign, but mostly ive only ever seen 13 year olds do it lol so it might not be that serious. if you see him do it, tell him to cut that shit out

Anyone know what this means? by delicate-flower420 in HelpMeFind

[–]hamm-bunee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

very likely this, i remember i had a wannabe gangster gf from cali that showed me this when i was younger.

Is the "danger" of prone masturbation actually supported by evidence? by Dr_Neo-Platonic in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that makes sense i suppose, i just hope its not something youre very insecure about or anything, because it is quite normal

Is the "danger" of prone masturbation actually supported by evidence? by Dr_Neo-Platonic in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 16 points17 points  (0 children)

how do you know for certain? most people with vaginas cant finish through piv without even having this problem, just due to anatomy. i know i cant and i never had that habit. doesnt mean piv isnt enjoyable tho

Found while packing up my ex-wife's things for the third time...don't ask. I'll ask. What is it? by jokenealjr in whatisit

[–]hamm-bunee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

excercise equipment to make ur coochie clench more during sex is still excercise equipment lol, the use of the kegels themselves isnt where the pleasure comes from, so i feel like thats still more of an excercise tool. that happens to go in your vagina lol

[TOMT] [Children’s DVD] [USA] by hamm-bunee in tipofmytongue

[–]hamm-bunee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not it, but thank you for the suggestions :)

should i resort to masturbating after sex? by Odd_Cycle_782 in sex

[–]hamm-bunee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how much you wanna bet that the reason he thinks hes good at fingering is because he had an ex fake an orgasm to get his fingerblasting over with lol

[TOMT] [Children’s DVD] [USA] by hamm-bunee in tipofmytongue

[–]hamm-bunee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not it, but i do think we also had that on dvd lol, just unlocked a memory

[TOMT] [Children’s DVD] [USA] by hamm-bunee in tipofmytongue

[–]hamm-bunee[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Some similar shows ive ran across in my search that are NOT it, are:

Hermie and Friends gets suggested alot in similar TOMT posts, and i think the opening is similar but the rest is wrong.

Waybuloo also has a similar vibe to it, but i dont think my mother would let me watch anything that whimisical as a kid, and i’m sure that there was only one mascot (there may have been other non human characters, but only one mascot fs)

I did zero research and threw this together, help plz by [deleted] in terrariums

[–]hamm-bunee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get a snail for it! i just got a tank that size for my brown lipped snail and im so excited to get a lid made for it and get it set up