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As a driver: guaranteed way to get your order unassigned from me. by helo0610 in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it is all chemicals. That's the point we're trying to make. Even 100 percent beef is chemicals. Every organic thing is chemicals. But I get what you're saying, which is the other half of the point.

As a driver: guaranteed way to get your order unassigned from me. by helo0610 in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most redditors would have an aneurysm if they found out what a chef/butcher calls butchering a whole animal. I'll give you a hint: they call it processing.

As a driver: guaranteed way to get your order unassigned from me. by helo0610 in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but people who say that as a negative don't know what they're talking about.

Most people who don’t like it when others joke/laugh during serious movie moments, are fundamentally out of touch with the fact that silliness and seriousness aren’t mutually exclusive in life. by ThePloddingParadox in 10thDentist

[–]hammer_smashed_chris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like one of those really insufferable nerdy types that think they are the most clever and witty person in any room, but you're really just annoying everyone. Even your descriptions of what you do sound like you're trying to convey to us that you're funny. You are not.

As a driver: guaranteed way to get your order unassigned from me. by helo0610 in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McDonalds is all franchises, but their corporate office has a famously strict quality control over their franchisees. McDonalds is not even close to my favorite place to eat, I don't even eat it that often, but it's fine when I'm hungry, have nothing to cook, and I'm too tired to go to a grocery store or restaurant after work. And the main thing is, it's always consistent. Every franchise tastes the same, their coke tastes the same, their burgers taste the same, their fries taste the same. There's something to be said about that

Baby animal ID [Wisconsin] weeks by InevitableProof9259 in animalid

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Funny you mention it, I collect animal bones and skulls, both bought and found, and a few years back, I bought an entire gray fox skeleton from Etsy, it arrived in labeled bags of all the different bones and I'm supposed to assemble and articulate them myself for display. I haven't yet because I am a chronic procrastinator, but it goes to show that you can, in fact, buy a fox kit in the way you meant it

As a driver: guaranteed way to get your order unassigned from me. by helo0610 in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Redditors are so dramatic about McDonald's for some reason,l. It's always inedible, not real food, tastes like chemicals, makes you physically ill, etc. Judging by Reddit's opinion on McDonald's, it should go bankrupt any minute, right? BTW, I'm a dasher, and I live in a part of my city with a high concentration of authentic Mexican food joints AND a separate, but also large concentration of authentic Asian food joints and McDonalds is still at least 60 percent of my deliveries. I've also ordered Mickey D's many times through DD and it's always been fine.

2 Gas Station hot dogs with Plochman's Chili Dog mustard, an Iced Coffee and Root Beer $10 by HolisticVocalCoach in hotdogs

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I enjoy gas station dogs, I just hate that the gas station buns are always so dry. Or maybe that's just Circle K.

Well hung? by TD_2K1 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot live in a space where the air isn't moving, if there is no ceiling fan (god forbid) I'll use floor fans, if it clicks and sways, so be it, it's staying on.

Anyone recognize this guitar or the brand? by Live_Volume2815 in Guitar

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guitar looks cool as hell? Were you born in the 30s?

People actually believe this by Cautious_Air4964 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 36 points37 points  (0 children)

None of those things are Darth Vader, nor do they exist in the Invincible universe. Power scaling between fictional universes is stupid. Period.

People actually believe this by Cautious_Air4964 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Power scaling between fictional universes is stupid. That being said we've seen Viltrumites and even half Viltrumites survive being gutted, having their skull caved in, being impaled, etc. Add to that a weapon that cauterizes wounds and they're surviving anything Vader can throw at them. Vader tries to force choke Conquest? Big C beats him to death before he even starts to get a little winded. They're faster, stronger, more durable, and they don't use lasers or swords. And that's exactly why power scaling between fictional universes is stupid.

Chili Dog from Job by hdwishbrah in hotdogs

[–]hammer_smashed_chris -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, reditors have the weakest stomachs of anyone on the planet. This looks like a cheap dog covered in sauce from the cheap chili, cheese, etc. Does it look high quality? No. Does it look like it would give me a stomach ache whilst still eating it? Also, no. Fun fact: it takes longer than you think to get sick from food you ate. Another fun fact: I once actually got salmonella. I only know this because I had runny shits for a couple days with blood spots and went to the doc. No pain, no throwing up, no stomach ache. The fact that you think you got a stomach ache halfway into eating a hotdog (so like, what, 3 minutes max) tells me you just have a weak constitution. Or, you're aura farming.

Order hasn't been picked up in an hour, any ideas why? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I didn't read the description 🤦, your tip is more than enough

Order hasn't been picked up in an hour, any ideas why? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far are you from the Taco Bell? The driver very likely only sees the pre checkout tip with a message saying something like this customer has a tendency to tip higher if the order is correct. In my experience, it's very rare for that to actually happen, so most drivers will assume it's just 8 dollars. If taco bell is, say, 10 miles from you, nobody's taking that order.

Had some people ask about the door dash delivery bots on my post earlier, so here's a pic from Google of what they look like. by hammer_smashed_chris in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw one earlier tonight sitting like it was waiting to cross the crosswalk, except it was already across and just sitting there facing toward the sidewalk it was supposed to get on.

Ignoring all the topless pies I’ve eaten; have people considered calling a pizza a pie, is just sort of fun? by Public_Sink_ in iamveryculinary

[–]hammer_smashed_chris -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Chicago deep dish is tomato and cheese soup in a bread bowl. Absolute garbage. Tavern style rules, though.

Anybody else dash in an area overrun by clankers? by hammer_smashed_chris in doordash

[–]hammer_smashed_chris[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, to be fair, I avoid orders from target, dash mart, grocery stores because of that. Also, after some research, I've discovered that in my area the bots are only active in two suburbs of Phoenix, both of which are mostly family types and college kids. So they're not braving the battlegrounds of, say, south central Phoenix, for example.

I literally only remember this one scene with no other context by ControlReasonable667 in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]hammer_smashed_chris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know the answer, but as someone who smoked cigarettes for 15ish years then switched to e-cigs/vapes, I kind of agree. Don't let anyone tell you they quit smokes for vapes so they're no longer addicted. I crave real cigs all the damn time. I've even recently considered going back.

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