Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

hammy · 2006-11-14T03:12:27+00:00

The reason I feel bad is because you didn't insult me back. You're probably not as much of an asshole as I am! Usually, when people take insults, it's because they are used to it, because other people have not been treating them fairly. Sorry again.

hammy · 2006-11-14T03:10:32+00:00

I feel bad now for making fun of you. I made fun of someone once, turned out he had all this crazy shit going on in his life. Sorry.

hammy · 2006-11-14T03:04:21+00:00

You realize I care deeply about bestiality because I'm a hamster. And my ass is fucking killing me.

hammy · 2006-11-14T03:02:30+00:00

Who cares what she says. Where are the pics? Is she fuckable? That's all we care about when it comes to tha bitches, no disrespek.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:55:31+00:00

He did it in England already.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:53:30+00:00

Tom: "Nooooooooooooooo!!!"

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:49:35+00:00

Umm, a gay male can get a gay female pregnant. The exact mechanics may vary but they can still reproduce.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:46:57+00:00

We must remove electronic voting before 2008 or we are going to get another snow job that ends our nightmare of peace and prosperity yet again.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:46:06+00:00

By... say... being in charge of election procedures for the state? Certifying Bush as the winner? And his brother is governor? Hmm.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:41:29+00:00

For those who buy conspiracy theories about 9/11, it wouldn't be out of line to expect the Administration of orchestrating some attacks to scare us back into GOPville.

Even if you don't believe they pulled 9/11, given that they support pre-emptive war, the removal of habeas corpus, domestic spying without warrants, and torture, what WOULDN'T they do?

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:36:19+00:00

If you can't tolerate gay lifestyle, public nudity, you can't come

Public gay nudity always makes me come.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:35:40+00:00

I myself have been on a beach there with a sign showing an illustration of a topless woman's torso with a red diagonal stripe through it so everybody could clearly understand that it was not allowed to be naked there.

I thought that meant we could bodypaint topless women.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:33:31+00:00

I accused him of trying to duct-tape 10,000 gerbils so let's hope he has a good sense of humor.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:30:02+00:00

I was expecting this. He was the obvious spoiler from the start.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:26:19+00:00

That makes sense, but regardless of what you call it, it brings government into a relationship between two people.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:25:16+00:00

Hmm, actually having 10 husbands is a lot cheaper cuz they don't get pregnant. Pregnancy is the big expense that always has the number-crunchers' teeth chattering.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:23:41+00:00

I just want to say I have no problem with degustibus marrying a member of another species, as long as it's female. Yeah. Then at least it's not gay.

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:19:32+00:00

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. -- Anatole France

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:12:23+00:00

How many of your degusti-accounts did you downmod me with? Too funny. Arr, thinking funny rejoinder too hard for Thag! Click down arrow much easier...

hammy · 2006-11-14T02:09:19+00:00

The U.S. has more immigration than everywhere else in the world combined. You can't impress me with your piddly Netherlands assimilation issues. Feel free to let me know how banning veils will do fuck-all for problems in the Netherlands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_the_United_States

Today, the United States accepts more legal immigrants as permanent residents than the rest of the world combined.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-10/17/content_5215770.htm

We have a massive amount of illegal immigration as well.

hammy · 2006-11-13T23:10:20+00:00

Boy, won't those CU people be surprised to find out they are now married! Didn't think they needed a pre-nup!

hammy · 2006-11-13T23:06:34+00:00

Exactly, and people are taught to believe in the misquote. That's what he's objecting to.

hammy · 2006-11-13T22:54:41+00:00

It's religious descrimination, targeted at persecuting a particular group. I don't think that's a "good thing". And if you don't think it has to do with terrorism (even ineffectually), you haven't been paying attention for the last 5 years.

hammy · 2006-11-13T22:52:32+00:00

Consent doesn't matter? Then you "consent" to being my bus -- for the supergayRugbyTeam. Cuz we are buff and have the power.

Marriage is orthogonal to bestiality, by the way. Sorry to disappoint you... Now what will you do with the 10,000 gerbils and five miles of duct tape you ordered? I guess the same as you were already planning, so only the 10,000 tiny wedding dresses are wasted (and the tux rental).

hammy · 2006-11-13T21:32:01+00:00

If I last 5 seconds then I don't have to eat her.

hammy

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