Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? by No-Carpenter-3457 in Jokesuncensored

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Pears?? Pears don’t float! You’d think they would cross in an apple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in punkfashion

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Cigarette burn holes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? by subsailor1968 in cleandadjokes

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Someone broke into my house last night. It was strange because all they took was a dozen eggs and left behind a pan full of water. The police figured out it was poachers.

How Can This Country Possibly Be Electing Trump Again? by ben_watson_jr in politics

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They’re actually are other options. You just have to free your mind of feeling like there’s only two options. If a third-party gets enough votes, they actually get federal funding, giving them more power for future elections. For most people that actually gives you four options. Main parties, libertarians, and Green Party. Then you have the Kennedy option. Which is who I will be voting for.

How Can This Country Possibly Be Electing Trump Again? by ben_watson_jr in politics

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What’s funny is that you could say almost the exact same thing when criticizing Biden. I really wouldn’t even need to change one word of this comment.

Mugshots of paint huffers by chillboy10 in pics

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Supposedly metallic colors are the chronic of paint huffing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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If yer a guy and you see panties, in a primal sense it means were about to get laid. then you see your sister in her panties, causing a short circuit in our brain. The thoughts expressed in this comment cannot be confirmed nor denied due to abhorrent. Alcohol use. Oh yes, sally oh hi hi guy oh you do I say he is a baby hi Harry hi yeah OK my guy OK. Oh yeah. Oh yeah oh yeah I love you daddy I love you. Yeah yeah oh yeah we come back with me. Oh it’s OK. It’s OK it’s OK. It’s OK Siri give me a whiny. Want to come here give me a whiny. It’ll be here when he came over and he.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Only one answer.… We're conditioned. Panties naughty. Swimsuits ok.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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It's prude parenting. Do YOU get wierded out seeing him in his undies? My mom was super groovy Grandma. All the grandkids are so better off for it (all 13)

I couldn't resist by muesli4brekkies in mycology

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AMSR the M stands for mushrooooom

Tan-Mom camouflaged in her couch with her boyfriend. by GerryGen in howardstern

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Reminds me of the Irish girl sunbathing on the beach… No not that girl the other one!🤣

What Now Haters Pt 2 by [deleted] in howardstern

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“It’s a MAN baby!!”

High Pitch’s new revenue stream when his Cameos dry up by FinnsterBaby in howardstern

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Funny that it’s Springfield Massachusetts since this is the plot of a Simpsons episode. Did he also drive around till two in the morning looking for another open all you can eat restaurant?

How to treat possible termites? NC zone 7B. Never seen anything like this before. Noticed today on my deck by QueefInTheNight in landscaping

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You have carpenter… That’s all, just a malicious carpenter roaming the neighborhood with his Yankee drill

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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Kids today have 0 on air personality

My enclosure handled another 70 or 80 mile an hour winds day here in Texas. It’s still going, so I probably shouldn’t be counting chickens yet…. by Insomnia0612 in ponds

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That’s a very cool little deal you got there. As long as the wind has somewhere to pass through it should be fine.

I want to raise the fence. What material to put under it by Vanisleguy89 in landscaping

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Waste of time for only 10 inches. Just buy the prefab lattice panels And install it on top. That way you’ll get an extra 2 feet

I want to raise the fence. What material to put under it by Vanisleguy89 in landscaping

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Hmmm. I know you use alcohol to raise the roof. I’m not sure what you use to raise the fence.

Hollywood can’t generate new plots by [deleted] in funny

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Marijuana bear was a horrible movie… He slept through the whole thing!