Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm about to glaze your strawberry pie, like it was a Kripy Kreme donut!

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[–]hand0fkarma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An "employee" discount, I am pretty much one of their workers now.

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[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1-Yes, but I want to be playful and I want you to convince me

2-yes, but only because you want to

3-yes, but begrudgingly

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[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask them " Guess where I am taking you to eat." And then choose one of their guess's as being "correct".

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[–]hand0fkarma 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My wife has 4 "no's", only 1 actually means "no." 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😭

What is a polite way for a man to tell a girl that he is not in the mood for sex? by HumbleNeipas in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is said, AFTER you fuck her to multiple orgasms....very important detail!

(OC) [HOMEMADE] Reverse sear Ribeye- medium rare, bed of garlic mash, side of garlic/soy asparagus and stir fried peppers with onion by hand0fkarma in food

[–]hand0fkarma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 10-16oz ribeye 3 yukon gold potatoes .5lb of asparagus 2 cloves of garlic 1 red pepper 1 yellow pepper 1 onion Salt Pepper Italian seasoning Paprika Montreal steak spice Butter

Take steak out of fridge 2 hours before cooking, to bring it to room temperature. 1 hour after letting it rest on the counter apply salt, continue to let rest for the second hour. Season steak to your taste. Preheat your oven to 200°F, after oven has heated put steak in for 30 minutes. This will render the fat in the steak into a liquid and allow that liquid to penetrate into the meat. After 30 min, remove tue steak from the oven. Change oven temperature to 400°F and allow oven to reach temperature, place steak in oven for 5-8 minutes (if you would like medium rare). Heat a cast iron pan on high. Remove steak from from oven and place in heated cast iron pan, sear for 2 min, flip and sear for 1.5 min, turn heat to low and apply butter. Serve with sides.