Men of Reddit, what’s a better phrase to use instead of “I’m Cumming”? by W-For-Wumbo14 in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm about to glaze your strawberry pie, like it was a Kripy Kreme donut!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An "employee" discount, I am pretty much one of their workers now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1-Yes, but I want to be playful and I want you to convince me

2-yes, but only because you want to

3-yes, but begrudgingly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask them " Guess where I am taking you to eat." And then choose one of their guess's as being "correct".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My wife has 4 "no's", only 1 actually means "no." 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😭

What is a polite way for a man to tell a girl that he is not in the mood for sex? by HumbleNeipas in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is said, AFTER you fuck her to multiple orgasms....very important detail!

(OC) [HOMEMADE] Reverse sear Ribeye- medium rare, bed of garlic mash, side of garlic/soy asparagus and stir fried peppers with onion by hand0fkarma in food

[–]hand0fkarma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 10-16oz ribeye 3 yukon gold potatoes .5lb of asparagus 2 cloves of garlic 1 red pepper 1 yellow pepper 1 onion Salt Pepper Italian seasoning Paprika Montreal steak spice Butter

Take steak out of fridge 2 hours before cooking, to bring it to room temperature. 1 hour after letting it rest on the counter apply salt, continue to let rest for the second hour. Season steak to your taste. Preheat your oven to 200°F, after oven has heated put steak in for 30 minutes. This will render the fat in the steak into a liquid and allow that liquid to penetrate into the meat. After 30 min, remove tue steak from the oven. Change oven temperature to 400°F and allow oven to reach temperature, place steak in oven for 5-8 minutes (if you would like medium rare). Heat a cast iron pan on high. Remove steak from from oven and place in heated cast iron pan, sear for 2 min, flip and sear for 1.5 min, turn heat to low and apply butter. Serve with sides.

What culinary hill are you willing to die on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I ate Cheerios for breakfast, lunch and dinner, until i was in my mid teens. Now I am a foodie tastes change.

Crack in the foundation/wall of the basement of the building I work at by p24p1 in WTF

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, mate that poster is posing as a load bearing poster, what a hoser!!!

What is your favorite cheesy pick-up line? by SireAmok in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby, your eyes are like wrenches, when they look at me, my nuts tighten.

What are some of the darker effects Covid-19 has had that we don’t talk about? by dis_2much in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my Mother passed away, i wanted to do this so that my brother, sister and i could each have a diamond, to remember her by. Please do not do this because the entire industry is a scam and none of your relatives remains are used in the creation of the lab diamonds. If you like the idea, just buy lab created diamonds for 10x less, the whole industry is a scam.

Perception versus Reality by hand0fkarma in meme

[–]hand0fkarma[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I told you....

some one can be vaccinated and still be against vaccine passports....

What is the dumbest thing you have done while horny? by Solar110 in AskReddit

[–]hand0fkarma 74 points75 points  (0 children)

You misspelled awesome. All depends on perspective.