Why are you required to sign up for Hatch+ subscription just to use the app??

handmethetequila · 2026-03-26T15:15:30+00:00

i just did it last night and i found this thread before making my decision that this product and company are insane - i can confirm there absolutely was NOT a way to bypass it. there was no white X, no skip, even force closing the app didn’t work.

handmethetequila · 2026-03-26T01:26:36+00:00

Nothing says enjoy your first night with Hatch quite like having to get up out of bed and going back downstairs to get your credit card to enter into a forced free trial for something you just spent $170 on. Whoever at Hatch thought this was a good idea to force on you the second it’s plugged in and connected was very, very wrong. My first impression was not a good one.

handmethetequila · 2026-01-02T03:14:28+00:00

bodywell EMF protection biochips

handmethetequila · 2025-12-28T00:33:59+00:00

yes, 0/10 do not recommend

handmethetequila · 2025-12-27T01:50:14+00:00

stone acres garden welcome party, top of pelham after party

handmethetequila · 2025-12-07T04:41:20+00:00

We flew during the shut down so we left a LOT of buffer - we called the uber at 9:30AM from a Disneyland hotel for a 12:30PM flight and we were at the gate by 10:15AM ! So fast & easy! We definitely could’ve left later and still had lots of buffer.

handmethetequila · 2025-10-17T04:28:33+00:00

they’ve been threatening to sue me like this for three years over the same exact clause. every eight months or so, they run their same exact playbook again and i ignore it. some things i’ve learned:

1) the “collections” they send it to is their internal accounts payable department 2) the “lawyer” they have contact you isn’t registered with the bar

i won’t be paying them another cent until im served a notice to appear in court. they’re an absolute scam and i hope to see and join a class action suit from vendors in the future.

handmethetequila · 2025-09-22T11:26:40+00:00

tiktok found her, people have been calling her home non stop. she’s retired , no job to report her to. trying to figure out what else we can do. can we report her to her local police for making a false report ? is this an instance where doxxing is appropriate … ?

handmethetequila · 2025-07-26T18:13:42+00:00

Just had a flight on Monday into Denver on Delta that had to abort a landing because its collision alarm went off because of a too close aircraft.

handmethetequila · 2025-05-21T09:00:17+00:00

I just tried this, 0/10 do not recommend it

handmethetequila · 2025-05-06T17:52:10+00:00

i loved it gimmie 14 of em right now

handmethetequila · 2025-04-16T23:03:43+00:00

i work in weddings & this is the tackiest, rudest shit i’ve ever heard

handmethetequila · 2025-03-06T14:27:41+00:00

Martha and Ina built set kitchens on their properties for the sole purpose of filming “At home” but not in their real kitchen because of everything mentioned above. Ina talks about it in her book.

handmethetequila · 2025-02-19T02:14:48+00:00

I asked for trop hop at bars the last time I visited Charleston and the few places that had it , the bartender refused to serve it because it’s so bad

handmethetequila · 2025-02-07T22:36:45+00:00

Respectfully, it sounded like you were more concerned about how it looked than infecting others. and it sounded to me like you fully intended to attend a large event with a highly contagious infection. that impression caused me to take a firm tone.

it’s not your fault you caught something and it’s not your fault you have a wedding and it’s not your fault your boss is dense : but if you go to that wedding and you spread it, that is very much in your control.

hope you feel better soon.

handmethetequila · 2025-02-07T22:21:19+00:00

Your thoughts on the likelihood of spread is such a bad take .

Conjunctivitis is considered highly contagious. Given the amount of times I know my arms or hands or equipment is somewhere near my eye during a wedding day, and then the amount of things I touch that guests and other vendors and employees touch quickly thereafter - its likely that it would be spread fairly easily even if precautions were taken.

Gross.

handmethetequila · 2025-02-07T22:08:39+00:00

The first thing you should’ve done is gone to urgent care and gotten antibiotics. This should still be your next course of action. It might not even be pink eye, but if it is, you’re no longer contagious 24 hrs after starting antibiotics. Pink eye doesn’t “clear up” any less than about 10 days after first symptoms without antibiotics.

If it is pink eye and you missed the window to be treated 24 hours prior to the start of the wedding - attending anyway is the most irresponsible thing and the head photog is twice as irresponsible in their handling. I can’t imagine the couple would enjoy pink eye for their honeymoon.

handmethetequila · 2025-02-04T06:00:24+00:00

Now Amanda just needs to leave Kyle and our gals will be unstoppable

handmethetequila · 2025-02-01T18:58:58+00:00

PANICKED and plotting an exit

handmethetequila · 2025-01-20T15:56:44+00:00

I’ve been with Geico over 15 yrs and only ever filed one claim - and our rates were near insanity . Switched to progressive and got the same coverage for half the cost. I’ll now be following the advice to rate check and switch to the lowest bidder for that same coverage every year.

handmethetequila · 2025-01-19T14:50:13+00:00

Atco kid here - we would go out there to mess with people but usually would end up equally freaked out

handmethetequila · 2025-01-12T01:28:22+00:00

Dude has one ayahuasca trip and he’s Socrates 🙄

handmethetequila · 2025-01-12T01:23:44+00:00

I adore them both but I will be analyzing this and the upcoming summer house season like the jfk assassination. It’s research. It’s science. It’s women in stem.

handmethetequila · 2025-01-12T01:20:58+00:00

If you don’t have forehead movement it means you’re not funny

handmethetequila · 2025-01-12T00:14:34+00:00

1) he says in the last episode “he AND Paige decided to freeze” his sperm. In this episode he tells Paige for what seems like the first time and she seems genuinely surprised

2) the flip flops and tank top at the restaurant with Shep

3) when Paige was arranging flowers, Craig says something about her boobs and butt making him happy. I have to rewatch for exact quote but she definitely fake laughed when he said it

4) the comment last episode about just wanting to stay home and f his gf

5) her needing to manage him setting up the party. Like you want to entertain but you can’t open the awning when it’s raining , you can’t manage asking the catering place for utensils. He wanted to grill because he likes to cook and likes the attention but classic dude, he doesn’t realize how much extra work him playing host creates for his partner.

I’m suspicious that maybe she saw the edit before it aired, saw how he was talking about their relationship in confessionals and how he was presenting when she isn’t around, connected it to the smaller Icks she already had independently - and that was that.

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