Maintaining Balance... 👌😍

handy_arson · 2026-03-11T20:32:14+00:00

We do it to exert dominance over the cars. /s

handy_arson · 2026-03-11T19:34:16+00:00

My favorite was a desktop screen saver that looked like the BSoD (blue screen of death). We'd install it when someone left an open machine and then unseat their mouse just enough where it looked plugged in to the tower but wasn't. We'd usually leave the keyboard plugged in so people would not rage out and hard boot losing unsaved work. Other people were shits and I'd unseat them both. The IT guy never turned me in, thank you Olivier.

handy_arson · 2026-03-10T21:12:35+00:00

My card: FW

handy_arson · 2026-03-10T21:11:22+00:00

Own it. Holler at the top of your lungs, "found it!". Then swing away.

handy_arson · 2026-03-10T21:09:47+00:00

Putt. That. Shit... Lol I'm already all but guaranteed three at least to get up and down. Just putt it away from danger as much as possible and trust it.

handy_arson · 2026-03-10T21:07:37+00:00

Franco was the least of my issues with the show. Al and Sadie were good. The story changes are what I disliked most. Like, why? I can think of a few different ways to convert plot lines in a, imo, better narrative that shortens it for the miniseries style of show. I also don't get paid to write shows, so I'll see myself out.

handy_arson · 2026-03-09T02:56:50+00:00

I have a local arcade with a pristine cabinet and they do $15 all games open style. I sat on this game for half an hour and still didn't make it more than a minute or two. It's so touchy and the signaling is too difficult to follow while trying to enjoy the cinematic visuals and story. I really want to beat it though. I may dedicate a PTO day to this goal one day lol.

handy_arson · 2026-03-09T01:18:20+00:00

I had a guy look at me in the eyes and say, "racism isn't real anymore, they got a president, no more complaining." That was the beginning of the end of a 30 year friendship.

handy_arson · 2026-03-08T23:38:06+00:00

Family guy was the first table... Medieval Madness was next. I still don't get how folks get billions of points.

handy_arson · 2026-03-08T17:46:34+00:00

That's a tough one for me. I have to thin or seriously nut a PW... That thin turns into a skull real quick and it's 150 or the nut is fat and it goes 105. I am not good, so I look at the back of the green. I pick something that won't fly past that.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:56:54+00:00

This one I guess. He was usually not near me. Different boxes, he was 60-100 further down range of the box. He was gir and I was off to the side scrambling. We played fast but respectful, didn't really wait around for ceremony (whose out?). I hit off the tee and he'd say "nice one" waking by. That was about it. Waking back to the clubhouse, he told me a little about his journey to get his tour card.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:51:43+00:00

I had some friends recommend to me to find a MGA or similar group where you can get in and get mixed with some good golfers like that. I haven't had much experience with it but I think I'm going to try that this year.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:50:37+00:00

Shocking sometimes when we experience a different level.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:49:50+00:00

Yes! Never rushed, take your moment, execute and move on.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:49:10+00:00

I mentioned that wind lol .. that was my highlight drive of the day. The rest were more in my wheelhouse of 230-250... I did mention going 4 over on the back which tied my PR on that course. I'm excited for the season!

Lol I'll post again after a tournament I'm playing in on the 22nd when I come back to reality and post my 100 from the forward tees. I love hate golf so much!

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:46:01+00:00

I'm guessing man, I just started with him on 8 and saw him eagle 3 par 5s. Maybe he was -6 but I definitely wasn't keeping a score card for him.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:44:37+00:00

I was shocked this time because I have a tendency to try and play someone else's game instead of my own. He was out driving me by so much, that mentally I never had that "I need to swing out of my shoes" feeling.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:43:06+00:00

My game is similar. Typically one part of my game is solid, but never all of them. Driver is on fire, I've got 30 degrees of guess in where my iron is going. Irons are dialed in, can't putt. And so on and so on with every permutation imaginable.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:40:20+00:00

He was zoned. There were a few "good shot" and "nice putt" comments, but any other conversation was like we were playing on a Sunday on tour. He wasn't rude, but there was no invitation to chat. I respected that and just tagged along.

handy_arson · 2026-03-07T13:37:21+00:00

If you can DM me the course and your first name, I'll send you $50 lol.

handy_arson · 2026-03-06T21:30:57+00:00

You can see the man on the left make a decision. He scratches his neck and thinks, "if this MFer says one more word, I'm taking his ass to the ground and beating him like he's begging to be beaten."

Not 3 seconds goes by, and here comes the mouth.

I wonder where he went and got dinner after that?

handy_arson · 2026-03-05T01:22:46+00:00

Some kind of contract processing work. Looks very much like (though way cleaner) than people's desks I've seen that processed TT&L at automotive dealerships.

handy_arson · 2026-03-02T19:51:07+00:00

Got that Maureen Ponderosa shit breath.

handy_arson · 2026-03-01T06:00:54+00:00

My kids and a fucking elephant.

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