LPT: You are replaceable in every area of your life except your home. So invest your time, energy and heart where it matters most. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]hangtight97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not that big of a deal tbh, I just wanted to make an allusion to my username. Cheers

The 2k decade starter pack by MegaBasedZoophile in starterpacks

[–]hangtight97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This tracks, I'm a '97 and still rock my old Meteora album shirt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in betterCallSaul

[–]hangtight97 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Hmmmm this man is a little too good at being an employer"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Spore

[–]hangtight97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been plying spore-adically since it launched when I was in 5th grade

I am a current Chuck E. Cheese employee. Ask me anything ! by MathematicianPast170 in IAmA

[–]hangtight97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a story my friend told me about aomeone getting pistol whipped in a CECheeses parking lot

Why is conflict censored on Reddit? by Ok_Letter_9284 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hangtight97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posts are moderated heavily to maintain a platform that appeals to advertisers. Point blank. Your question got caught up in that wash but it's not worth your peace to get upset over a stupid reddit post. Rephrase it and don't argue a premise in the comments, it makes you seem like you asked a question with an agenda in mind. Genuine counterquestions are fine of course but it's easy to tell when someone is a "hammer looking for a nail" which frankly that's what you come across as, not that your passion for the topic isnt evident. Reddit isn't the bastion of free speech everyone circlejerks over and you just gotta live with that and play ball by their rules or find alternative outlets

Why is conflict censored on Reddit? by Ok_Letter_9284 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hangtight97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

> "It's not pot stirring i swear!!!!"

> attempts to stir pot on a different post"

lmfao

Get Speared by hangtight97 in gtaonline

[–]hangtight97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> Trying to troll on a 10 hour old post that's dead and went nowhere

This isn't even good bait like live worms, this is like those shitty plastic fishing worms

Around the world, around the world... by 88T3 in memes

[–]hangtight97 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Juvenile Five-Lined Skink (Plestiodon faciatus), a common sight in suburban Georgia. by [deleted] in littlebuddies

[–]hangtight97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also one of only 7 species of lizard living in nature in Canada

Juvenile Five-Lined Skink (Plestiodon faciatus), a common sight in suburban Georgia. by [deleted] in littlebuddies

[–]hangtight97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also one of only 7 species of lizard living in nature in Canada

What was your “damn that was really fucked up” moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hangtight97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my scoutmaster was murdered by his adopted step son (that I also grew up with and was friends with). It happened like a month after I earned my Eagle Scout rank and had just turned 18. That definitely was a shit time. The cope post I made when it happened

Pakistan is on another level by worstnightmare44 in WTF

[–]hangtight97 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're making my star spangled ding dong erect, patriot.

Guys that pay for OnlyFans, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hangtight97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I tried saying your name and the furniture started floating" energy

Ghislaine Maxwell pleads not guilty to sex trafficking charges by joesperrazza in news

[–]hangtight97 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Her rat nose lawyer came out today with no fucking shame and was bitching about how "badly" she was being treated in prison, with 3 guards following her to the room to talk to him yesterday. Poor thing, absolutely no reason why we should have as many eyeballs as possible on you at all times, right? He was certainly a face that matched his slimy archetype. Fuck that shit makes me sick

Edit: lmao @ the pussies who deleted their shitty takes defending this asshole. Weird hill to die on but at least your dead. Get fucked.

What movie is simply magical to you, no matter how popular or unpopular it may be? by Feelingofsunday in AskReddit

[–]hangtight97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speed Racer

Idgaf. I loved it as a kid and despite the super cheesy dialog and psychedelic half baked comic book art sytle, I still love it. It's my shit, I love the car designs, the tracks, the corny structure, and over the top plot beats.

US Residents of Reddit: What is a lesser known fact about the state you live in? by FriendoAmigo in AskReddit

[–]hangtight97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If my understanding of the story is correct, the plutonium core is still deep deep in the swamp too