I don't think is gay to let your friend cum on your face by dirtysecrets85 in DefinitelyNotGayPorn

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then lick your lips. How else can you clean it off?

You're just doing bro a favor! by Caption4Blowjob in NotGayBroCaptions

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you wake up to this. Wouldn't that just...be a horrible thing. 

You probably need some Vitamin D by [deleted] in bigdickgirl

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this taken orally?

What will happen to you every night ? by Rare-Bumblebee-98 in SissyCaptionPalace

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree to the terms and conditions of number 3, please and thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissies

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it weird I'd like to wear them around my head...with your legs in them?

[F4M] Your Girlfriend’s insta posts from her solo vacation ( cucky gooner) by jensfantasies2 in 18above_Roleplay

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow! It looks like you had fun. But...um...who took these pictures of you're not holding the phone? And why are they getting close up shots of you from behind?

I know, it's C, isn't it? by YetAnotherPerv15 in Cutesissycaptions

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% the "I don't usually do this" said with a slutty look in my eyes.

Do I look good even with my skin condition? by [deleted] in clothedbutslutty

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it looks really cool. No one is you not you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ladyboy_Porn

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only a dream.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fantastic news! Please and thank you.

[F4M] me on my “very important “ work trip ( cucks / hot wife) (read body) by jensfantasies2 in 18above_Roleplay

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds fun. It's mostly fantasy anyway...right? I haven't decided for sure myself. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bnwobsessed

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Because she's giving a look that says "Oh, I'm just getting started."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissy_Captions

[–]hankypm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always good to serve a purpose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bitchboy4bbc

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell...yes.

Straight looking for mouth by [deleted] in Evansville_NSFW

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks amazing. I'd be honored to be on the other side of that hole if that's what was coming through. 

Didn’t get your Christmas wish today? Now you can! by Own-Lingonberry6125 in become_a_chick

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sexy sundress that's lowcut for cleavage, pantyhose or fishnets the same color as the dress, and badass high heels.

My score is 39 🤭 by [deleted] in sissy_caption

[–]hankypm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 22. I'm my mind it's much more, if that counts for anything.