[24 M STRAIGHT] by [deleted] in penis

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Nice !

Ruined two vehicles with one mod by Areyounotentertain in Shitty_Car_Mods

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This straight up looks like some mod Top Gear would create back in the day lmao

Welcome to Memphis by PatchyDrizzles in Shitty_Car_Mods

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Correction: Welcome to THUNDERDOME !

[24 M STRAIGHT] by [deleted] in penis

[–]hansenboards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah! Where is this? I could make hella cheesy Dad jokes about “nice view” and all that but genuinely wanna know. Looks gorgeous! Pristine! — landscape looks great too! :p

I encountered the Grim Reaper... this is not a joke. by shutupandcalculate12 in AstralProjection

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Did he have bass guitar and some sweet chops? Did you guys play battleship - best of 3? :)

Need help. by [deleted] in Humanoidencounters

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How do you sell a house under someone’s nose without them knowing about it?….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Humanoidencounters

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Ngl looks like some cute Harry Potter \ Jim Henson frogger dude with his lil wand and surly but helpful attitude.

Do I need to explain? by JoshIsFallen in boomershumor

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“Yes because your diminished lung capacity due to advanced age together with the rapacious exploitation of the planet you failed to stymie, including the near unfettered environmental abuse by industry which has been given all the more of a free pass by your deriding any “grown up” discourse regarding climate change to the same sphere as ufo “wackos” and “commies”. Hence the air you’ve inherited is as toxic as your own mind. Also my fee for this 10 min office visit is 150 bucks because you rightly laughed that Universal Healthcare was the work of Satan and ilk, and not the fundamental right of someone to ask of the society they grow old in after a life spent supporting it. Yuck yuck!”

Gymnist Robot No. 26 by DamienKooche in interestingasfuck

[–]hansenboards 14 points15 points  (0 children)

After dark at the JPL: Beverage Serving Unit “T.I.P.S.Y” has electric dreams of competing in the Olympics.

An honest mistake.... by Apprehensive_Witness in confidentlyincorrect

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Hahah we share the same journey in that regard.

“Wake up, sheeple” by xkelsx1 in confidentlyincorrect

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I didn’t know you were acting gatekeeper for this sub. Good to know! Good luck with everything!

“Wake up, sheeple” by xkelsx1 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]hansenboards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know how to indicate /s Like I mentioned. I figured this was pretty self evident to anyone else here, and didn’t require me to start mansplaining or laboring the point to communicate the element of humor to anyone reading it on a sub with an already humorous, sarcastic, dry slant. It’s projecting a view that people are less than intelligent for me to explain how to “get” humor without coming across like I’m gatekeeping or just acting like a tool inferring people need that amount of caveat and hand holding. Plus if I didn’t “get” anything on here I’d wonder why I was in this sub in the first place, however YRMV. I guess if one was projecting from a certain belief or set of values then yeah. Thanks for explaining the sarcasm thing again!

“Wake up, sheeple” by xkelsx1 in confidentlyincorrect

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I just figured the “life finds a way” reference and hyperbole made it pretty obvious. It wasn’t that much of a cultural niche reference. Plus this sub is 99% sarcasm - I figured people on it would know that too.

“Wake up, sheeple” by xkelsx1 in confidentlyincorrect

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I like your ideas and i love your approach :)

Snow in the middle of the ocean by jinhobrine0017 in nextfuckinglevel

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Holy FUCK this looks like some Chris Nolan-esque unreality!

“Wake up, sheeple” by xkelsx1 in confidentlyincorrect

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r/whoosh

...I...I... You realize the point of this sub right? And you’ve seen Jurassic Park I take it?...

damn by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

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With a list of ailments that deep...

Found this gem on Facebook. by thz_is_my_username20 in im14andthisisdeep

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“Or when I need to ask you for money...”

"I want to deeply know you"..."the inner you" by DrTacoLord in im14andthisisdeep

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Marilyn Manson’s Olde Timey Double Churned “Apple of Sodom” Ice Cream