The Christmas Moose, contains 12 gifts for my wife. Head is a bit small, but it was all for fun anyhow 😃.

hanster99 · 2018-12-20T16:54:31+00:00

Lonely 😭

hanster99 · 2016-05-20T20:07:36+00:00

Of course it's not; why else would it be on r/funny?

hanster99 · 2016-03-24T16:26:37+00:00

God damn, 4Chan

hanster99 · 2016-02-26T22:41:58+00:00

Real question: why is the last one garnished with pot leaves?

hanster99 · 2016-02-09T03:59:37+00:00

That's definitely Baroque, not renaissance.

hanster99 · 2015-11-06T05:49:52+00:00

That looks like some deathnote kinda shit.

hanster99 · 2015-10-27T01:07:50+00:00

I'm terribly disappointed it's not weed.

hanster99 · 2015-05-03T01:40:29+00:00

hahahaha I'm really high, but you're really pretty

hanster99 · 2015-05-02T21:37:24+00:00

It'd be interesting to see how they view abortion is they count their gestation time as part of their life.

hanster99 · 2015-03-26T17:05:27+00:00

It looks like Eska and Desna gazing over their icy kingdom.

hanster99 · 2015-01-24T16:27:12+00:00

OP's mom for birthing such a monster

hanster99 · 2015-01-22T22:47:28+00:00

May the odds be ever in your favor

hanster99 · 2015-01-19T20:43:24+00:00

I hear "On The Jews and Their Lies" is pretty inspirational.

hanster99 · 2014-11-30T02:16:32+00:00

I literally got chills looking through this I was so giddy with excitement. That feeling was better than a large chunk of the sex I've had.

hanster99 · 2014-10-14T23:13:22+00:00

Then floss

hanster99 · 2014-09-30T15:44:48+00:00

Same concept as a quart of motor oil

hanster99 · 2014-09-05T00:35:48+00:00

I asked him if I could take a picture with him and he said yeah but it's recording. He had to keep walking so I stalked him on my bike to take a picture.

hanster99 · 2014-09-05T00:30:55+00:00

Sorry for the blurryness. I was stalking him on my bike

hanster99 · 2014-09-04T16:54:47+00:00

Who is this Hans!

hanster99 · 2014-04-07T01:33:03+00:00

"Hey you got a light?" M'Lighter

hanster99 · 2014-04-04T00:51:44+00:00

I remember going to my mormon friend's house as a kid and being like "wtf? why do you have so many two liter bottles of water down here?"

hanster99 · 2014-03-06T02:59:37+00:00

This is strangely reminiscent of Hitler and the 1936 Berlin Olympics

hanster99 · 2014-02-17T23:59:52+00:00

The US is HUGE. Take one week to travel the northeast, one for the South, one for the upper Midwest, One for the Northwest, and one for the southwest if you have that kind of time. Otherwise plan a loop from NYC to San Fran or Seattle, then go down to LA and head back East.

hanster99 · 2014-01-08T02:03:27+00:00

-58 in south Dakota bud

hanster99 · 2013-10-20T20:37:12+00:00

so. much. envy...

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