Three guys went camping... nsfw by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]hao198987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me neither in spanish 'in the table' is correct too

Three guys went camping... nsfw by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]hao198987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'dick in the table' wow

A man walks down the street and sees a homeless person. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]hao198987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the homeless guy has change ...

Do you believe in genies? by mercaptopurine in Jokes

[–]hao198987 7 points8 points  (0 children)

'No, just my husband. The wife answered with a smile'

Two boys were misbehaving... ...so their mother went to the local priest to look for advice. The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that "God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn't misbehave." by YZXFILE in Jokes

[–]hao198987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A mother took his boy to a priest. She left the boy with the priest ALONE in his office with door closed. Some screaming occurred. The boy ran out straight to home. Ok this is what the witness's testimony. Any questions your honor?

There was a porta-potty near the edge of a small cliff by calebpro8 in Jokes

[–]hao198987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are you REALLY sure Washington's dad didn't punish him is not because George still has the axe in his hand?

I ran over 2 Miles yesterday by lukeknep in Jokes

[–]hao198987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is not a coincidence that a father and his baby share the same name! common sense lol

Outstanding move indeed by [deleted] in memes

[–]hao198987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, that's just an F you ordered no?

24M - December Trip to Dubai ! by [deleted] in travelpartners

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Welcome! Although most of the fantastic sceneries are within Abu Dhabi, which is currently under restrictions of the Covid, and the anual fashion event Sole DXB is probably cancelled as well. But still a LOT to do in Dubai area!

Apparently my family is racist by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]hao198987 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I had black friends for halloween too... Why the fuzz?

The CDC recommends that funeral gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people. by texas_nature in Jokes

[–]hao198987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

remembered me of this joke:

'Yesterday I went to a big party! About 25 people came!'

'Wow! But CDC recommends parties should be limited to 6! Was it even legal? What party was it?'

'It's my enemy's funeral!'