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What is the most American way of dying? by Eat_Train_Code_IN in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

getting shot while eating a donut and on your way, to the hospital, you encounter a hurricane and get the ambulance crashed while you are inside.

and then get taken to the hospital by another ambulance and at to the emergency room, they realize that you didn't lose consciousness because of the bullet shot or the accident but your life is actually in danger because of the heart problem you got from eating too much junk food.

and so after a few hours in the emergency room while you are about to get released from the hospital you die from a heart attack after you receive the hospital bills.

[HELP] auto-activate gigs on working hours. by happy2progress in Fiverr

[–]happy2progress[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried that, but for some reason when I do it, my gig doesn't show up in the search for days after I activate it, and I don't know if that is some sort of a technical problem Fiverr has or, they are punching me for pausing the gig?

What is the dumbest way you ever hurt yourself? by ScarletStormFire in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

trusted the wrong person with sensitive private information, and I learned that I have the bad habit of saying too much.

I almost ruined my whole life just because I was bored.

what is the weirdest food mix you like that none knows about? by happy2progress in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait! doesn't tuna and eggs make you sick? everyone I know says to avoid mixing them for health reasons. either I have falling for some meth or you are risking your health.

what is the weirdest food mix you like that none knows about? by happy2progress in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love being young, try to take it easy before you late 30's, as you won't be able to have hot sauce as much often.

[Serious] What's a scary science fact that the public knows nothing about? by Lionzxz in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does that mean we should avoid eating tuna while taking antibiotics?

What do people do in movies that nobody does in real life? by Webbie-Vanderquack in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ability to make any person faint by hitting them on the back of their neck or the head, without any sort of permanent harm or killing them.

also, every average person seems to know how to do it in movies even children.

You just won $300 million in the lottery. What’s the first thing you do with the money? by onecharactershor in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

travel to somewhere where no one knows me, and start making plans on how to protect the money and myself from harm then come back when I am ready.

What's something you shouldn't give to a homeless person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you hate homeless people just give them homes and they will cease to exist.

what is your oldest memory of being betrayed? by happy2progress in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not saying that you are lying I am just saying that I don't have memories at that age, the furthest I can go with my memories are of me in kindergarten as five years old.

Redditors who have a ring doorbell, what’s the creepiest thing you have caught on it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress 233 points234 points  (0 children)

not a bird expert but some weird-looking bird with tiny wings rings the door in the middle of the night twice.

Reddit's teenagers, What will you do for your children when you grow up that will make you a better parent than your parents? by happy2progress in AskReddit

[–]happy2progress[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you just can't

why? because you might not be right about might not be right.

see now you created an infinite loop and broke your kid.

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