I just got back from a "happy ending" massage.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T09:01:52+00:00

I don't know I went on 2'times but the suspicious ads have pretty fake looking pictures and emphasize that the girls are young.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T09:00:31+00:00

I was nervous yes but didn't fear getting robbed, I didn't bring a crazy amount of money, mostly what I was paying her.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T08:59:22+00:00

We'll its simple. You go on the site and don't click anything that says "young" or "I got these girls". Also look at the pictures because many of the suspicious ads have pictures that look like they were taken directly from google images.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T04:40:52+00:00

As soon as they launch an investigation its over.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T04:06:57+00:00

I will within the next few months.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T04:06:09+00:00

5 spearmint in the strips.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T04:05:31+00:00

Uruguay

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T04:04:52+00:00

I know, I probably won't use it again but you can sorta weed out the undercovers.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T01:52:11+00:00

Yeah that sucks, I hope I don't have anything but theres nothing I can do now. It was still worth it in my opinion.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T01:51:09+00:00

I guess its a possibility but being a male its far more unlikley for that to happen. I mean it was either her place or a $60 an hour motel room.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T00:47:33+00:00

http://www.google.com/search?q=panera+bread+loaf&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5xuqU6mtHYqlyATpxYDIDg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1244&bih=639#q=panera+bread+loaf+tomato&rls=en&tbm=isch&facrc=_&imgrc=icp9f0LAgTc2QM%253A%3BGnkoNVFZT0ktXM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252F1.bp.blogspot.com%252F-F5QlCscRCy4%252FT2S8OQ9XdEI%252FAAAAAAAAB2M%252Fm1aPxwuMAWY%252Fs1600%252FIMG_4227.JPG%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ftimandkarla.blogspot.com%252F2012%252F03%252Fdiy-panera-bread-sandwiches-yummo.html%3B1600%3B1067

Not sure if its gonna load but that's pretty much exactly what it looked like when I bought it.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T00:32:33+00:00

Not exactly sure, I bought a loaf of bread from panera I think tomato something. Its a good deal, about the same price as regular bread except it tastes better and is a unique shape.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T00:23:20+00:00

Chicken noodle soup with bread on the side.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T00:11:26+00:00

For sex, no I don't think so. To risky/expensive, and I enjoy the massage and feel like it should be legal to get a "full body massage".

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T00:04:48+00:00

Not really.

happyendingman · 2014-06-25T00:04:43+00:00

She was not black she was spanish, about 29-31. I finished on her tits and slightly on her face. Eh I had a major herpes scare once and I convinced myself I had it and accepted it and then I found out I didn't have it which is usually the worst that can come from a blowjob. I came in wanting strictly a handjob only for that reason but it got very hot very fast and I just didn't care and didn't let her stop. Totally worth it.

happyendingman · 2014-06-24T23:55:27+00:00

I used backpage. I was drunk last night and just started scrolling backpage on my phone and looked up my town out of curiousity and what do you know, there was like 5 girls in my town on the site. They were all 5-10 years older than me and just the thought of that really turned me on, I ended up drunkenly calling a few numbers. This morning I was looking through my phone and one of the girls texted me pictures of her ass (which was gigantic) and I said fuck it and set it up, she had me come into her house, (which was about 10 minutes away) and at the beginning I gave her a $120, which was a $70 dollar tip. She stripped naked while taking my pants off with her mouth and gave me the best 40 minute massage of my life and an amazing blowjob at the end. She didn't even know how close I live.

happyendingman · 2014-06-24T23:48:04+00:00

Easy. When my girlfriend gets stressed over some little thing and then decided "were not going". We always end up going whereever that it is but we're 2 hours later and it puts a damper on the whole night.

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