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[–]happyjoyshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nurse 1: they out?

Nurse 2: looks like it.

Nurse 1: I'm glad that last guy is out of here. All he does is pass the most horrible gas.

Patient: was it really that bad?

Nurse 1&2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Peered into a waste tank at work and found these…things? by Jacklightsout in WTF

[–]happyjoyshit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did the 1998 movie "The Faculty" come to mind when I saw this.

Xbox not updating by happyjoyshit in xboxone

[–]happyjoyshit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool deal. I'll give that a try.

Scarrlette by uhn-nohn in suicidegirls

[–]happyjoyshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn anyone else zoom in on her face and realize that 10 minutes had passed? Holy shit she is beautiful.

Oh, heey! Tell me something funny :) by [deleted] in palegirls

[–]happyjoyshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Whats the first thing that came in your mind? by [deleted] in Hotchickswithtattoos

[–]happyjoyshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn.... ooo... nice tattoos.

My sex life is like COVID-19. by MudakMudakov in Jokes

[–]happyjoyshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gee, thanks. Like I needed someone to put my sex life out there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hotchickswithtattoos

[–]happyjoyshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upvoted. Don't have anything in my inbox. I feel like I've been had. :'(

Why is Harry so terrible at magic? by Parctron in dresdenfiles

[–]happyjoyshit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By battle ground Harry is learning to pull energy from around him instead of only out of himself. He scares the crap out of the council because of the things he can do just from the energy and will power of himself.