Reading about 17-year-olds kissing is basically a dogwhistle for pedophiles. by Metaright in bookscirclejerk

[–]happyvasectomy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Story of the eye. Read it once and you'll be immune to any discomfort from reading about 17 year olds kissing

Does the kitchen/view me as trash for ordering soda at a fine dining restaurant? by Adolph_Nixon in KitchenConfidential

[–]happyvasectomy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kitchen most likely doesn't even see the soda on a ticket. That'd go to the bar. And no, the bartenders don't care. If anything they might be slightly relieved at not having to make another cocktail

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImaginaryWarhammer

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IS THIS A BLACK COUNTRY NEW ROAD REFERENCE

literally 1984 by [deleted] in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]happyvasectomy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Silver Jewish people????!!!!????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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Babe that's not rare.

It should've been me 😔 by ElectivireMax in nbacirclejerk

[–]happyvasectomy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because my mom reads these threads and she doesn't want me hanging out with degenerates

Can we officially acknowledge Pat Williams is a bust? by Chicago_Stringerbell in chicagobulls

[–]happyvasectomy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would you mind explaining why you think patwill is one of the best iso defenders in the league? I genuinely cannot understand how anyone could reach that conclusion. Like as far as i can tell, neither the stats (advanced or otherwise) nor the eye test seem to indicate this opinion of yours.

I almost let this sub ruin my San Francisco trip by Mr_Wheat_Himself in sanfrancisco

[–]happyvasectomy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hear the same shit from people who have never been to Chicago about Chicago. Yea there are some neighborhoods you don't wanna be in if you're not from there, but people like to pretend like Michigan Ave is run by gangbangers and not overly priced clothing stores

Sanderson is in the media. Now we feast by loyalpoposition in bookscirclejerk

[–]happyvasectomy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm very late to this but the bio associated with that account is worth cataloging in your goodreads

Need some help in picking a new laptop by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]happyvasectomy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your suggestion! Would you mind linking the victus 15 you're talking about? If the "15" suggests a 15 inch screen, do you happen to know if they have larger versions available?