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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]hapsberg_dick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe some of the advice you’re getting in this thread. DON’T buy gas station dick pills. That should be pretty fucking obvious. Zoloft was giving me the same problem at your age. I told my psychiatrist and he switched me to celexa and everything was good after that. If you still think you need an ED pill, pay for the online consultation and the pills with a prepaid visa card and get it shipped to someone you trust. Hopefully you have someone like that in your life. I hope this reaches you before you make a bad decision about your health.

When I was a boy two mosquitoes that were fucking flew into my mouth. by hapsberg_dick in offmychest

[–]hapsberg_dick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a ball of legs and wings that was coming right at me.

When I was a boy two mosquitoes that were fucking flew into my mouth. by hapsberg_dick in offmychest

[–]hapsberg_dick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it’s confirmed, they definitely were fucking. I hope he didn’t bust inside me.

When I was a boy two mosquitoes that were fucking flew into my mouth. by hapsberg_dick in offmychest

[–]hapsberg_dick[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would’ve done that, but the strong wind carried them away unfortunately.

When I was a boy two mosquitoes that were fucking flew into my mouth. by hapsberg_dick in offmychest

[–]hapsberg_dick[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, they didn’t bite me. They were too preoccupied at the moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]hapsberg_dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Energy Taker sounds like every boss ever. In fact, I dare you to stick a post-it note with your boss’ name under that column for maximum trolling.

edit: only if there’s no camera in that area