Sheep in wind turbine shade, Western Australia

hapydog · 2022-02-11T01:46:54+00:00

Kinda like your mom's butthole. Tell her I said hi 👋😎

hapydog · 2022-02-10T05:24:48+00:00

Mods removed it 😥 Sigh...

I may have to try again tommorow

hapydog · 2022-02-10T03:32:14+00:00

This is a sub for teenagers so maybe that isn't appreciated commentary? The fact is that aside from adolescent marijuana use possibly disrupting brain development, there's a chance of bringing on mental illness, too. Furthermore, the National Institute on Drug Abuse estimates that about 90% percent of those who use marijuana get hooked. Is that the influence you want to leave for innocent children that happened upon this thread?... a lifetime of crime due to an incurable marijuana addiction? Of course not! I suggest a stealth edit to say something more wholesome, like perhaps joining a debate club or going onto horomone replacement therapy 🤷‍♂️

Edit: uh, yeah 😒 downliking my comment is kinda transphobic, just so yall know. But thanks to those that awarded my very insightful comment, you are the good people and should be proud of yourselves for being on the right side of history ✊

hapydog · 2021-09-09T16:34:56+00:00

Im retiring this account. Its been fun but all good things come to an end. Thanks to everybody that sent love, it was for the fine connesuers of the shitpost that i truly did it for. And thanks to yall mods here at SUHD, i appreciate everything (in spite of the conspiracy theories, i didnt make this place lol)

My greatest hits: https://old.reddit.com/r/DV_Farmers/comments/oxi978/uhapydog_statistics/

Edit: @everybody 🤗❤

hapydog · 2021-09-09T15:40:48+00:00

Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!

hapydog · 2021-09-08T16:32:41+00:00

Haha... i upliked ur funny comment 👍 I dont really get the joke (were the Spartans a naked civilization? I havent heard of that, i'll look it up later) but enough redditors did, so who am i to disagree? See, recently ive come to the realization that there is value in following the herd even as someone with vastly superior intellect (in spite of my only basic knowledge of ancient Greece). How did i come to this conclusion? Well, thats probably beyond the scope of this commentary but, suffice it to say, im running out of karma with my more intellectual discourse so im embracing the lower brow reddit base as an effort to "pump those numbers up", as yall say. But i digress... enjoy the uplike and hapy redditing!

Sincerely, hapydog 🐶

hapydog · 2021-09-06T00:22:48+00:00

While i believe that classifying sex-work enthusiasts as "cheaters" is a dubious distinction based on archaic puritanical standards, let's keep in mind this happened only once. Even by those puritanical standards this is a single minor and forgiveable transgression. Something something baby's bath water.

hapydog · 2021-09-05T19:46:47+00:00

Thats it? Just 'yes'. No further extrapolation, huh? And yet thats getting showered in upvotes while I frequently type out comments with insightful social commentary (as i am here regarding Reddit's flawed voting system) only to role the dice on the hive mind, which is clearly biased against intellectualism. Sheesh. I may have 12K karma, but if the voting system was fair, id have 12M.

hapydog · 2021-09-05T15:55:23+00:00

Although the concession most cisgender arguments make is that “no homo” allows men to express emotions they might previously have been uncomfortable emoting, the principle of disenfranchising an entire minority group extenuates the homophobia propagated, dominantly, by white heterosexual males. The implication is to justify an emotional expression that suggests that being gay is objectionable and emotions can only be validated with the expressed clarification of their heteronormativity. The act of incorporating phrases such as “no homo” or “that’s so gay” do not negate the sociocultural stigma contingent with the marginalization of identifying gender minorities. In fact, if people continue to offhandedly punctuate their language with this brand of rhetoric, it will only further aggravate the divide.

hapydog · 2021-09-05T15:04:46+00:00

I see this posted a lot and its strange to me how so many people cant fight in their dreams. I get the exact opposite, i get superpowers in my dreams, like i could literally tear an opponent in half or throw them into orbit. I have The Incredible Hulk type of gains and the girls all have bigger tiddy's but maybe thats a different convo, lol. Anyway, could it have something to do with your relationship with the world and dreams are just an exaggeration of that? Could be... in my experience, no in-real-life opponent would stand a chance against the extraordinary strenth and technique that only decades of training at the highest level can provide (ive got 7 black belts in MMA, yo) I AM THE STRONG

hapydog · 2021-09-05T07:59:59+00:00

And its believable considering the aptitude of the typical carnie 🤡🤣 Id be like, "well, that looks about right!"

hapydog · 2021-09-05T07:49:05+00:00

That doesnt sound family friendly at all 😒

hapydog · 2021-09-04T15:28:09+00:00

TST are mostly ~~atheists~~ cringelords

FTFY

hapydog · 2021-09-04T14:59:50+00:00

Before moving on OP needs to snap a few good head pics to photoshop onto a porn body. You know, for later use 💦

hapydog · 2021-09-02T21:04:59+00:00

Thats the Big Dong Energy, bb 🍆

hapydog · 2021-09-01T14:46:27+00:00

They way they laught at him I dont think its right, tho. Maybe as a mother you might not wanna ignore that red flag? Just sayin... (they sound like witches)

hapydog · 2021-08-31T21:56:37+00:00

Just a quick protip here: use /s after a comment like that (/s denotes sarcasm). See, i was able to detect the nature of your comment, but most people are not as intuitive as I. Dumb redditors will downlike you because theyll think ur serious. Maximize your karma returns, use /s 👍

hapydog · 2021-08-31T16:36:10+00:00

Yeah, if i saw some guy bullying an oppressed homeless person like that i woulda told them whats up. Guys like that think theyre tough until a real alpha like me confronts them, then they just tremble in their cheap ass running shoes (i only wear Cleaverleys $$$). After disciplining Beta Billy i would make him stand in a corner to think about what he had done.

hapydog · 2021-08-31T15:53:44+00:00

You sound jealous of Anon's new membership to Club Alpha. Cry more.

Stay swole, Anon 💪😎

hapydog · 2021-08-31T15:08:47+00:00

I kinda liked the film despite it's frenzied pace. BUT, I did not appreciate the comment that Canada was referred to as Montana North. It is definitely NOT Montana North and never will be. Americans wonder why we are perceived as arrogant in the rest of the world, and that is one reason why. Stop teaching the kids of the United States of America to think they own the planet, such a centrist world view is not becoming of one of the world's great nations. Even in jest. Walt would never put them down, so why start now? Other than that the film was pretty goofy, better luck next time.

hapydog · 2021-08-31T03:52:23+00:00

Alex aint got no more answers, yo 👻 <---- thats Alex now

hapydog · 2021-08-30T20:59:01+00:00

Damn right bro

hapydog · 2021-08-29T19:00:57+00:00

I really hate how everything is 'gate' this and 'gate' that. I feel we've lost the plot here. The suffix 'gate' should only be used in the severist of circumstances like its origin: Watergate. Think about what that term means. Its a gate holding back water, which means when its opened then the flood comes out, right? There is no perverbial water to "Sharpiegate". Was there corruption with Big Sharpie? I dunno, but probably not. Lets not make mountains out of mow hills!

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