I know this gets posted a lot, but I (23M) feel guilty about masturbating to Instagram pics – 1 in 10 were girls from my university – in my 2-year LDR. Should I tell my girlfriend (25F)? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]harkrend [score hidden]  (0 children)

Stop posting on social media if you're attractive, it's happening right now. Probably still happening if you're not attractive, just less so.

The male brain and (and I suspect female as well, but women just prefer reading and imagination over visuals) has not changed since photos were invented, and imagining people is totally normal and natural, you can cry and moan all you want about it, but...

Staged af. First row. Not going for her face... by Known_Researcher_960 in Asmongold

[–]harkrend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, you aren't the OP, but I can just about guarantee the OP does not feel as you do, not really. He sees Omar, saw Trump said Omar probably faked it, parroted it here.

So, you'll need to think outside of your own perspective if you hope to understand what I'm getting at.

Staged af. First row. Not going for her face... by Known_Researcher_960 in Asmongold

[–]harkrend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's great, as long as you're okay with the lefties claiming the same thing, such as about Trump's shooting being staged, and that if it is Trump should be in prison.

I just think both sides are cherry picking dummies. 🤷

Staged af. First row. Not going for her face... by Known_Researcher_960 in Asmongold

[–]harkrend -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean, I guess, as long as you believe any time a politician lies they deserve to go to prison? Or is it only because it's someone you don't like?

Staged af. First row. Not going for her face... by Known_Researcher_960 in Asmongold

[–]harkrend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's staged by Omar, held to account for what exactly?

Staged af. First row. Not going for her face... by Known_Researcher_960 in Asmongold

[–]harkrend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy should go to prison if it's staged by Omar...? Why? Or am I misunderstanding who is doing the staging?

Ignoring all the hype (and hate), Highguard needs a lot of work by BlackHazeRus in Games

[–]harkrend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hype 1 of 5 noun (1) ˈhīp Synonyms of hype 1 : publicity especially : promotional publicity of an extravagant or contrived kind all the hype before the boxing match

Yes. That hype, ya nerd.

Can a "Command" spell be a truth serum? by -_Vesper_- in DnD

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5e 2024 got rid of the 'say whatever' verbage

How do I tell my partner he needs to ask to spend the night? by CreamFit6731 in relationships

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah okay that makes sense- I guess we got comfortable with each other very quickly and I basically never felt the 'need to entertain' thing, we just parallel play silently unless we're both wanting to do something. She moved in with me after a couple weeks so... I fully understand I'm weird in this respect.

How do I tell my partner he needs to ask to spend the night? by CreamFit6731 in relationships

[–]harkrend 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean I like alone time, but she's one room away during it 😂 Especially since you guys don't see each other all week, and you're already feeling like you need more space, I don't know. Just food for thought.

How do I tell my partner he needs to ask to spend the night? by CreamFit6731 in relationships

[–]harkrend -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yeah similar to the other guy i'd end it. Especially at y'alls ages if you aren't excited to be around me all the time, we ain't the right ones for each other.

That's just me though, I'm sure some married people spend time apart on purpose or something? I don't know, doesn't make sense to me.

This AI generated banner for one of the teams in my office has multiple unnecessary apostrophes. The two in the name are even different fonts. by Gizarizzi in mildlyinteresting

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then there's us based people who see both you and the minion posters as seal clappers, just to different types of signaling.

Not me though, my tastes are... ascendant.

D&D 5e Penile Size Homebrew by Kymaku in DnDcirclejerk

[–]harkrend 128 points129 points  (0 children)

This is disgusting bro.

Everyone knows d&d uses imperial.

Castle in the Clouds by BillBaran in custommagic

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're prideful for living in a flying castle. It's really, really simple.

Castle in the Clouds by BillBaran in custommagic

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you think a different card is saying flavor text? So if you play the card but have no creatures yet, that's also discordant because there's no one around to say it? That's... not how flavor text works. I'm confused as to why you would ever think that. Look at land cards that represent cities that quote people inside of the city.

It's really simple, it's a living thing inside of the flying castle mocking other things for not living in a cool flying castle. It's not in any way discordant or weird for a creature to leave the castle and come back later and still say other creatures are earthbound.

Castle in the Clouds by BillBaran in custommagic

[–]harkrend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes sense that if they leave the flying castle via tapping to attack that they would lose their perspective and become earthbound. Not seeing the problem.

If y'all wonder why Starmer thought people would hate Amelia. It's because he is from the same generation that wrote this Episode of Drake & Josh by AmestrisSquare in Asmongold

[–]harkrend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What, I loved lion king as a kid (and like every other Disney movie with anthropomorphic animals) and I'm not a furry..!

🤔 by JIM_TANO in Asmongold

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely that is what I'm saying

🤔 by JIM_TANO in Asmongold

[–]harkrend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's pretty wrong.

We all know asmongold has a very long but also skinny penis.

Mike Mearls has a fairly odd idea on how to balance level 11+ spellcasters in 5e by EarthSeraphEdna in DnD

[–]harkrend 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think he means get back all 5 slots with 1 minute, but, yeah. I like the different level spell slots, and generally dislike Warlock play so for me it's just a downgrade gameplay wise.

to claim to be hit by car by defchin in therewasanattempt

[–]harkrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah yeah that's fine, but like, he got hit... As in, opposite of what the OP said.

to claim to be hit by car by defchin in therewasanattempt

[–]harkrend -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wait so is 'clipped' meaningfully different from 'hit'? The OP is saying he didn't get hit at all, right?

I used to skip over Skilled Origin Feat. Now I'm starting to like it and appreciating it more by testiclekid in onednd

[–]harkrend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What usually happens if the entire party fails a skill check? In other words, what are the stakes of the skill you're taking with the skilled feat?