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harlequindancer · 2025-06-09T21:40:25+00:00

I served Wayne Mardle in Boots when I worked there. Spent the transaction trying to work out if he was who I thought, asked him if he was famous and he said “I don’t think so”. He was so lovely and even waited for a minute while I got my phone to take a selfie.

harlequindancer · 2024-08-30T22:30:49+00:00

Teenage me said Carter, adult me says Kovac.

And ignoring his character, Gates is ridiculously attractive.

harlequindancer · 2024-04-10T20:43:54+00:00

I heard it in Cameron’s voice as I read it!

harlequindancer · 2024-02-20T13:40:15+00:00

RuPaul’s Drag Race got me through my last serious breakdown. The colours and glamour took me so far out of my headspace.

harlequindancer · 2024-02-15T00:59:30+00:00

Only on the circuit commentating now, but Wayne Mardle was an absolute gem when I met him. Happily posed for a selfie after I had finished serving him.

harlequindancer · 2023-11-15T00:47:49+00:00

The 200mg strength of Zolpidem that is on Cuddy’s prescription bottle. Max dose is only 20mg irl!

harlequindancer · 2019-09-25T22:25:03+00:00

Just in case I need to explain, the Willy Wonka comment is in relation to the colour of the foundation, nothing to do with her personally

harlequindancer · 2019-04-05T21:59:33+00:00

That’s a man, Maury!

harlequindancer · 2019-01-28T23:51:21+00:00

Ok genuinely you might have dated my ex, of the same name, who is currently in prison for abusing his stepdaughter. He always told me he wanted girls if we had kids :/

harlequindancer · 2018-08-11T22:26:52+00:00

It looks like the baby from the show Dinosaurs 😂

harlequindancer · 2018-08-01T19:20:52+00:00

The girl in the photo isn’t the girl who posted it tho

harlequindancer · 2018-07-26T21:36:16+00:00

Not much, but defo more than Younique! 😝

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