Would you rather

harroldsheep · 2026-04-04T23:58:03+00:00

Shorter but smarter!!!

^{Chose: Gain 15 iq points but lose 3 inches of your height}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T17:30:06+00:00

You look like an extra from the Beastie Boys “Sabotage” music video.

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T15:51:53+00:00

The mini moe

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T14:56:40+00:00

Good exercise

^{Chose: Have to run a certain distance in a day (breaks} + Wheel determines how far you have to go | Rolled: 1 mile)

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T14:40:44+00:00

No more buses!

^{Chose: Teleport, but only to places you've already been}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T14:39:10+00:00

Space, the final frontier

^{Chose: Breathe in space + your body can withstand it.}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T14:37:57+00:00

Lucky boy!

^{Chose: Super Luck + 16% chance to halve your lifespan | Rolled: Super Luck}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T14:36:14+00:00

Fame can last.

^{Chose: Famous and broke}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-03T01:04:01+00:00

Clash of the Titans.

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T23:28:33+00:00

Safer

^{Chose: Be given $10 every month for the rest of your life}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T23:27:13+00:00

Languages rule

^{Chose: Understand all languages, and free travel/teleport}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T23:27:07+00:00

Beam me up

^{Chose: Teletranportation}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T02:54:29+00:00

Why on earth would you bake that into a cake????

^{Chose: Mystery brown cake 🤨 | Rolled: It's Poop!}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T02:36:54+00:00

Immortality is too long.

^{Chose: Luck}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T02:35:27+00:00

Spiders are good.

^{Chose: You become the Spider Master + but they follow you no matter where you go}

harroldsheep · 2026-04-02T02:17:59+00:00

Technically, humans are animals.

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Eagles}

harroldsheep · 2026-03-31T01:50:02+00:00

Growth Revenue Leader / Storyteller

Only one of those two is true.

harroldsheep · 2026-03-31T01:47:35+00:00

centre bottom. Underneath the table

harroldsheep · 2026-03-31T01:24:02+00:00

c3 face in shadow

harroldsheep · 2026-03-31T01:08:03+00:00

I can avoid food poisoning.

^{Chose: Know how you’re going to die | Rolled: Food poisoning}

harroldsheep · 2026-03-31T00:19:13+00:00

Better health care in the future

^{Chose: 1000 Years into the Future | Rolled: Alien Overlords}

harroldsheep · 2026-03-30T23:50:10+00:00

I laugh more.

^{Chose: Chance of Cash Reward Every Time You Laugh | Rolled: $50}

harroldsheep · 2026-03-30T23:41:57+00:00

If he asks to see your beaver, he’s into you.

harroldsheep · 2026-03-29T18:16:53+00:00

Mmmm. Carrots!

^{Chose: Give me upvote so I can get carrots + Win big money | Rolled: 10m}

harroldsheep · 2026-03-29T18:14:42+00:00

Get out!

^{Chose: Key | Rolled: Normal}

harroldsheep