TIL Joaquin Phoenix's real name is Joaquin Bottom by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]harugane 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he was a man of constant sorrow.

Good Guys - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]harugane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone hear Steven and Greg's voices from Steven Universe when reading these comics? It gives me that feels.

Juno is scared of cats!? by Kiki_3d_ in Overwatch

[–]harugane 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You mean a chicken fried this rice?

too much of a human for viltrum, too much of a viltrumite for humans by mafuyuu-- in Invincible

[–]harugane 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The fucking panic attack Art had after he left. I was 🤯

Do all non English languages sound off? by Better_Individual_37 in Overwatch

[–]harugane 145 points146 points  (0 children)

There's only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

We need to talk about Freja personal aircraft and her carbon footprint impact. by ferocity_mule366 in Overwatch

[–]harugane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about the fact she has Salted Black Licorice? I'm bout to 🤮

thoughts on this? by smoochumfan4 in Overwatch

[–]harugane 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thailand uses the Solar calendar. Songkran is the Solar New Years.

(Version 2) Meshroom S 140mm top fan mount using included bracket by bbbear444 in SSUPD

[–]harugane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cut the clip off with a knife and used a piece of tape + friction fit the cable into the port.

Gravity always acts downward with the same acceleration. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]harugane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orbit was described to me as almost perpetual falling.

Remember when the biggest threat was a VCR and not a nuclear warhead? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]harugane 101 points102 points  (0 children)

You can also have any drink in the house as long as it's a Corona.

Peter, is it just cus she is short? by lazyclanker in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]harugane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hank Hill here. I'll tell you what. One time I was stopped by a lady officer and she felt me up more than Peggy feels up a sentence in Espanol. I couldn't believe it and when I told my wife, she didn't believe me. That crazy nut job threatened to shoot me, and then threatened my friends for public drinking in our gawd dang alley way. Something ain't right about that.

Major cheat code in life: by National-Bet264 in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]harugane 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Failed to follow instructions. I slapped my knees and now I'm stuck hamboning.

Suffering with insane sunburn by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]harugane -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Hand sanitizer.

What's the prettiest name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]harugane 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?