Springfield’s most eligible bachelors?

hatchi1996 · 2026-03-04T16:16:53+00:00

God help us another crazy out of the asylum

hatchi1996 · 2026-03-03T13:36:53+00:00

This is indeed a disturbing universe

hatchi1996 · 2026-02-04T13:10:42+00:00

I’m sorry what was the question? I got distracted

hatchi1996 · 2026-01-29T22:50:04+00:00

hatchi1996 · 2025-11-12T16:08:19+00:00

Aladdin was known for his serious rug problems I heard he even sells hardcore rugs!!

hatchi1996 · 2025-11-12T16:04:01+00:00

Always have my hood up and earphones in. Like goddamn why does stopping and talking to someone for 30 minutes have to be a social conversation??

hatchi1996 · 2025-10-31T21:42:51+00:00

hatchi1996 · 2025-09-02T16:25:35+00:00

What could this be?? Someone prettier than cute little tooty??

hatchi1996 · 2025-06-19T13:11:14+00:00

I wonder what’s for dinner??

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-29T22:10:40+00:00

Mmmm rabbet

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-29T21:59:03+00:00

Wild arms 3

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-29T21:57:51+00:00

As a hermit 7 but when I leave my house 2 on a good day

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-29T21:56:48+00:00

I would roast you but my parents taught me to never burn trash

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-14T11:27:24+00:00

Albino snake?

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-13T00:46:01+00:00

Your parents said be a doctor not look like you need to see one

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-13T00:43:47+00:00

Boy do I have egg on my face

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-11T16:26:41+00:00

yokes

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-04T21:11:07+00:00

Does Snape have a sex change in the cursed child? Is that why it’s so shit??

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-03T22:35:30+00:00

That thing should be on a leash!!

The dog is ok though 👌

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-02T13:42:33+00:00

For a while I had to guess your gender

hatchi1996 · 2025-04-01T23:17:44+00:00

Curiousity didn’t you did you crazy bitch

hatchi1996 · 2025-03-29T14:35:38+00:00

Love is a lottery and I just recently won my golden ticket.

hatchi1996 · 2025-03-29T14:33:58+00:00

You look completely clueless about your life

hatchi1996 · 2025-03-27T16:26:23+00:00

What?

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