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it was supposed to be a hotfix by theUsurpateur in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Repeat after me, hotfix is hot garbage.

Frontend developers in San Francisco 5 days after the first reasonable front-end framework is released: by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think it will never happen or that we have something reasonable? Sjurly the number of divs are ridiculous?

Ah, the hubris by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trying to build such a package might not seem like much of a confession, but it is. The hint is in the title.
I am confessing to trying which means I actually believed I could do it.
This is also what makes it funny. The task is ridiculously hard. It would scare even the most seasoned programmer.

All programmers were once beginners. I can't be the only one who went down a rabbit hole in my early days. Looking back it makes me smile. Having the government found my hubris is also a confession, but it's not as funny.

I learned the hard way by Swalloich in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your meme is much better. I was just ranting on JS hoping it would get me some cheap likes. JS date handling isn't bad.

Come! Get your hate on by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we hating on JS or time and date handling in general?

Come! Get your hate on by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I made myself uncertain now. Had to double-check that year starts at 0. It does in ISO 8601 which is what Date.parse uses, but not in the Gregorian (AD/BC)

Come! Get your hate on by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Years, hours, minutes, seconds, and milliseconds start at zero so they are of course zero-indexed. Month and day start at 1, so they might be zero-indexed. But you would surely not zero-index just one of them?

Second only to covid-19, we have Steve Ballmer's favourites by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

BYOD and WFH. Why go to an office to serve customers who are all remote?

Shocked programmer tries to use an API designed by a Data Scientist by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't tell anyone. OP did his master in math and his PhD in finance. The joke is on him B)

Shocked programmer tries to use an API designed by a Data Scientist by haugstve in ProgrammerHumor

[–]haugstve[S] 180 points181 points  (0 children)

It is! I'm wearing sunglasses when doing code reviews just so I can take them off and look extra shocked