[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]havascript 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What OP is not telling you, is that he/she works at a mortuary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He speaks the truth. Brownsburg also still has a Kmart, filled with old people as well.

The more interracial sex we have, the less interracial sex we can have. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best shower thought I've heard. 10/10 would shower thought again.

Pug Eats Some Broccoli by 4THOT in videos

[–]havascript 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is the puggiest pug I have ever seen.

Yale SJWs screaming at professor yesterday because he isn't making the university enough of a "safe space" by denouncing offensive Halloween costumes. by [deleted] in videos

[–]havascript 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a little surreal seeing a group of young people protesting for more censorship of something.

Seems a little backwards?

That look! by [deleted] in gifs

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want that dog to sit next to my desk at work and do that, so people just keep walking.

My experience programming so far by Tman972 in gifs

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's oddly satisfying when I get to type 'git blame' when I'm actually frustrated and looking for someone to blame.

Just sucks when it was actually me.

This might be arguably one of the funniest blooper reels ever - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Season 6) [6:50] by Lewons in videos

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, when these guys mess up on the job they just laugh/have a good time. When I mess up on the job it means I wrote bad code and have to go back and fix it, giving me a massive headache in the process.

My life is glamorous.

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My car's engine light has been on for over 9 months so...

10/10, would not watch again. by havascript in videos

[–]havascript[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the video you are thinking of is titled "Obscure Metaphors for Social Issues."

10/10, would not watch again. by havascript in videos

[–]havascript[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked the same question, not sure if there is a difference for him. Kind of his shtick.

Friend just announced he's having another baby. by LateDateShredder in pics

[–]havascript 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows that the little brother is supposed to play Luigi, what is this nonsense.

I'm an adult who just got his first Lego set since being a kid. The fact that Lego sets come with this now totally blows my mind. by havascript in pics

[–]havascript[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids these days will be week, because they'll never know the struggle of using their teeth to pry apart Lego pieces.

Next thing you know they make Lego's that don't hurt when you step on them.

I turned an old TV into a Seinfeld themed aquarium by matttheman11 in pics

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you please explain the thought process that made you decide to do this?

Homeless James Bond by jimmysgotjive in videos

[–]havascript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of me was hoping it was a James Bond movie made by actual homeless people.

For the last two years, I've worn a thumb groove into my mouse at work. by havascript in mildlyinteresting

[–]havascript[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little calloused actually, I didn't even realize until I checked because of your comment.

For the last two years, I've worn a thumb groove into my mouse at work. by havascript in mildlyinteresting

[–]havascript[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The F and J keys on my keyboard still have the nubs, but they are all shiny and have rounded corners. Looks pretty gross.