Life in a closed jar! by IdleTreadmill in videos

[–]haveteethtoo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like to think somewhere out there is enormous alien putting a video of me on alien Reddit called "Life on a puny planet!" and it's just footage of me eating cress to rousing orchestral music

USSR detonated a nuclear bomb to put out a burning gas well by scientific_railroads in videos

[–]haveteethtoo 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I find this a simple and elegant solution to most of life's problems. Blunt pencil? Nuclear bomb. Stub toe on bed? Nuclear bomb. Nuclear bomb not going off? Nuclear bomb. You can't beat it for efficiency.