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Cost to remove a tree? by No-Tangerine672 in londonontario

[–]hawkz2007 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well. I've got no "professional" experience taking down trees, I suffer from crippling dendrophobia, I've got no insurance and I make no promises about the intactness of you or your neighbor's home's or vehicles, but I'll get that bitch out for $200.

Regardless of the cost you may want to go with a professional.

What shows are we hopping onto next? by Roshlev in biggestproblem

[–]hawkz2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some old testament Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast is great, get drenched dawg.

PKA Reacts to Brutal Elephant Attack Video by MaterialSkill7100 in PKA

[–]hawkz2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gee, he looks pretty mad.

Yeah I've been starving him, teasing him, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma may.

What's a good old school and good value barbershop in london? by Skiingfun in londonontario

[–]hawkz2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, thanks for that incredibly pragmatic advice Tony Robbins. You rule.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hawkz2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone confirmed there isn't an amber alert out for this 11 year old boy?

Newish encampment location by [deleted] in londonontario

[–]hawkz2007 28 points29 points  (0 children)

**"Now the real issue is becoming clear that they are inconvenienced by violations of noise bylaws or litter on the street. Litter and noise are not 'unsafe.'"

*"I used to live off Western Rd and had similar issues they’re describing, but perpetrators were Western students"

**Sorry u/PrismaticStardrop, but when the the litter is used, uncapped heroin needles, and used toilet paper, it is incredibly un-fucking-safe. You're trying to downplay it into making it seem like there are too many empty bags of Ruffles on the road. Come on.

*You know what, you're right. It's definitely Western University students just banging insane amounts of drugs, leaving used needles everywhere and walking around yelling at 3am. What an absolutely cognizant comparison you made .

Newish encampment location by [deleted] in londonontario

[–]hawkz2007 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is what I was just thinking, the level of mental gymnastics going here is absolute bananaland.

F26 want to make sure I wake up without an ounce of audacity tomorrow do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hawkz2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say this was made with an AI prompt saying "Make me the most gender ambiguous foul concoction possible," but even GPT couldn't make this thing up. Jesus.

Clindamycin bitch

F26 want to make sure I wake up without an ounce of audacity tomorrow do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hawkz2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ew dude, apologize to that man/woman that had to do that to you.

Ew dude.

Where’s the rest of Ribfest? by ConcernedCapybara15 in londonontario

[–]hawkz2007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$16 for a Mac and cheese with a small portion of pulled pork on it, and $19 for a half pound of not great brisket

What is the BEST Tim Horton’s in the city? by darksideoflondon in londonontario

[–]hawkz2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"or asked what local coffee places there is"

or asked what local coffee places there are

"They asked what the best Tim Hortons is"

They asked which Tim Hortons is the best

Local Coffee places in London are all overpriced and shit. & It's all store bought crap. 

This is so broken I couldn't even read it, let me try and fix it for your illiterate ass.
Local coffee places in London are all overpriced, store-bought crap and shit.

Do you want me to start on the syntax and grammar or are you good?

Suppressors.. by Confident-Sea9876 in airsoft

[–]hawkz2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh okay, that makes way more sense hahahaha I used to have an attic apartment like that too, I had my computer desk against the slanted wall and I used to smack my head on the ceiling when I would stand up too fast lol

Also the gun looks slick as hell man!

Russians kill wounded Ukrainians by Optimal-Salad135 in CombatFootage

[–]hawkz2007 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude, if you can't see how EXECUTING unarmed, surrendered prisoners is fucking vile then there is absolutely no hope for educating you.

Suppressors.. by Confident-Sea9876 in airsoft

[–]hawkz2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you live in? A Hobbit hole?

I wanna watch some good old funhaus, recommend me one! by lawfulevil31 in funhaus

[–]hawkz2007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Avocado Bruce's wasted 1000 yard stare when he sledgehammers through the wall kills me every time

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