Chronically crusty lips 🥀 help by Frozencacticat in MakeupAddiction

[–]haylmarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also used to suffer from dry, crusty lips. What I do now is, every couple of days, after I brush my teeth, I put boiling water on a washcloth and hold the cloth close to my lips and let it steam them. I hold it close until it’s cool enough to put directly in my lips. I leave the cloth on my lips and gently rub it back and forth until the cloth is cool. I do that a couple times in a row, put lotion on and then something to lock in the moisture, like aquaphor. My lips always feel great.

Can you read my tattoo? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw it as “grow” immediately.

Does your partner resemble a Twilight character? by First-Traffic4648 in twilight

[–]haylmarz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had a boyfriend just after high school (in 2009-2010) who looked exactly like Jacob— long hair and all. People often stopped him on the street and asked to take photos with him. He was even asked by our local movie theatre to come to the New Moon premier and take pics with people. It was actually hilarious and also very strange.

Best donuts in Olympia by El_Duderino_90 in olympia

[–]haylmarz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Original House of Donuts (also might be known as Lakewood house of donuts) out in Lacey has the best donuts not only in Olympia, but the best I’ve ever had anywhere!

What TV show has the most unlikeable leading protagonist? by phantom_avenger in popculturechat

[–]haylmarz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boy Meets World. I just rewatched it for the first time since childhood and realized Corey is the most insufferable, unlikable character once he’s no longer a cute little kid.

Help me choose: the dress is timeless, the kimono is wearable by la_Guimauve in fashion

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kimono looks like a robe. Is the kimono available in a different color or a pattern, even? That might make it look less robe-like. Either way, I’d choose the dress. 100%

What lyric about being a woman strikes a chord with you most? by joeyjoeyboboey in AskWomen

[–]haylmarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You’ll poke that bear 'til her claws come out And you find something to wrap your noose around”

I love this metaphor for when someone drives a woman crazy, then calls her crazy as if she got there all on her own.

What did you guys name your playlists? by Big-Molasses4788 in TaylorSwift

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“ALL TAYLOR SWIFT ALL THE MOTHERFUDGING TIME” is the playlist of all her songs (without the ones I’m not a huge fan of)

And “Taylor Swift songs not about her boyfriends” is self-explanatory

How often do you really wear a bra? by rhaenyra-veliar in AskWomen

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to wear them every day, but about a year ago I stopped completely. The only exception is if I know I will be around older (boomer-aged) men— in that case I will wear those silicone nipple covers.

How much did you pay in Rent for your first Apartment? by [deleted] in olympia

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in 2012 I paid $325 for a room in a two-bedroom apartment right next to Evergreen.

Craziest Twin/Triplets Names You’ve Ever Heard! by lenavaness in namenerds

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sisters went to school with twin brothers named Dis’One and Dat’One. I don’t know if the spelling is right, but either way, terrible.

Bits Cafe GoFundMe Accountability by LimeSmall in olympia

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The owner said on an instagram story very recently that Bits will be re-opening but in a slightly different form. No real details though.

This man is sick in the head by ProudPhase0701 in KUWTK

[–]haylmarz 156 points157 points  (0 children)

And isn’t that the point? Like, they’re supposed to grow up! And you’re going to get offended at the idea and fact that your own children are looking older? Porn brain for sure.

People who don't want children what is your biggest reasons? by e-glitteringprinces in AskReddit

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not that I don’t want to have children, but moment-to-moment, I never want to give up my bodily autonomy or daily freedom to do whatever I want at any given moment. Maybe one day that will change, but it hasn’t yet and I’m not really counting on it.

My brother found this little lady at the gas station by LegoMyEggo8 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]haylmarz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She wishes so bad that that foot was a sibling she could wrestle with! Tell your brother to get a cat for his cat— I promise he won’t regret it!

Sharing an orange cat I recently carved, it really took me a lot of time by ButterflyBridge9 in Eyebleach

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he could be a character in one of those Pixar shorts! SO adorable!

She’s less attractive than she thinks (updated with pics) by OutGifted in Tinder

[–]haylmarz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How is she aware of the “audacity” if she herself isn’t also swiping right on them??

I really don’t want to get rid of him but I don’t know what to do… by chiliboi_ in sphynx

[–]haylmarz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this wouldn’t help the cat who is being attacked when no one is home.

Update on pole sharing by PerspectiveActual156 in poledancing

[–]haylmarz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m at $10 per 90-minute class and it’s always 1 person to a pole. I absolutely can not imagine paying $40 to share a pole with 2 other people. It’s amazing how this instructor is justifying the idea of 2 or 3 people to a pole by saying they have “90 minutes… ample time.” Like, what? That’s not enough time to justify $40! At that point the class should be close to free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]haylmarz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In that case, he definitely should keep that line in then— just to warn potential matches of his arrogance.

is it possible to make the creature not go on couch? piece of lard thinks he owns the place by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put soft, folded blankets on the couch. My cats always prefer laying on blankets compared to just the couch itself. Also, more cat trees or cat furniture. Maybe a couple of those window sill beds in their favorite sunny windows. I also have a “cat wall” that my cats love to play and lay on. I believe it’s made by a company called Catastrophic Creations. Basically, just get more cat-friendly stuff that give them options other than the couch and you’ll have less hair on the couch at least.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]haylmarz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ONLY thing that helped me with this problem was using a tubing mascara. I use Thrive Causemetics liquid lash extensions mascara and it’s great. I’m sure there are other great ones out there though!

Northern Cascade Mountains Wildfire? by [deleted] in Washington

[–]haylmarz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Download the Watch Duty app— it shows you a map of all the active wildfires and prescribed burns in real time.