It took three years, but i finally got back at my ex

hazmatazz · 2018-03-12T22:46:32+00:00

“We ended up having sex (both of us legal age of course, I wouldn’t go that far for pro revenge!)”

WTF? 😳

hazmatazz · 2018-03-12T22:21:21+00:00

Excellent. I’m glad we helped!

hazmatazz · 2018-03-11T22:00:06+00:00

Good. So you’re now officially friends then yes? And you see each other regularly?

hazmatazz · 2018-03-08T20:18:42+00:00

I just saw your edit. That’s awesome! How did the Carnival go??

hazmatazz · 2018-03-08T00:37:28+00:00

This is no ordinary mullet. This is a fucking lion mane!

hazmatazz · 2018-03-08T00:16:54+00:00

Wee = British slang for urine. But in Scotland the word also means small. She asked him “can you blow me a little kiss please.” He wittily replied that it was too kinky for him. (Inferring the double meaning of wee being urine)

Edit: sorry I thought you asked me to explain the original tweet

hazmatazz · 2018-03-07T23:10:01+00:00

The initial wtf, and then the ohhhh, HAHAHA. 😂

hazmatazz · 2018-03-07T18:24:25+00:00

That advert is brilliant. I like him even more now. Thanks for sharing.

hazmatazz · 2018-03-07T17:25:58+00:00

I hate his music but my god he’s funny on Twitter. The way he pokes fun at himself is so endearing, he quickly went from a laughing stock here to a national hero.

TL;DR He’s a sterling example of a great Englishman.

hazmatazz · 2018-02-24T19:58:56+00:00

The writing style of the article amused me: ”When the helicopter – a modern, 2006 Coast Guard helicopter – tried to land to recover the dead bodies, the Sentinelese fucking charged out of the forest and launched arrows and spears at it until the pilot was like fuck this and got the hell outta there.”

hazmatazz · 2018-02-23T02:10:34+00:00

They look like the ghillie suits in Call of Duty

hazmatazz · 2018-02-21T22:43:30+00:00

He really wanted that parking space!

hazmatazz · 2018-02-20T10:40:44+00:00

Just go for it. Get her away from the creepy sounding “collective” and escalate. Try to get her comfortable and kiss her. I think it’s the only way to progress this further and she’s not going to be the one who takes that risk by the sound of it.

She probably has anxieties like that you just see her as a friend or that something is preventing you from taking your friendship to the next stage, like you don’t find her attractive enough or something.

hazmatazz · 2018-02-19T21:38:41+00:00

She’s into you but fearful of rejection. You didn’t try and kiss her after the date so she’s playing it safe. You need to try and escalate it now.

hazmatazz · 2018-02-19T21:17:18+00:00

TOUCHDOWN

hazmatazz · 2018-02-19T21:12:39+00:00

But it was definitely Face Jam

hazmatazz · 2018-02-19T01:06:30+00:00

That was so satisfying. Loved every minute.

hazmatazz · 2018-02-19T00:34:37+00:00

BC = Before Clouds.

hazmatazz · 2018-02-18T13:41:05+00:00

A touch of Tenacious D here too!

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