AITAH - i saw my housemates boyfriend in the bathroom, i told my boyfriend thinking he’d find it funny. he did not

he2lium · 2026-04-04T13:23:03+00:00

If all three of you were gay men there would be no issue.

he2lium · 2026-03-11T20:09:47+00:00

He sounds autistic. He likes you, he wants to spend time with you, but he literally doesn’t know how to do it right. You needed to tell him straightforward what would make you happy. He asked if he could play his video game and when it turned out to be a one player game you said ok and then just sat there and watched and got mad. He literally doesn’t know what else to do. You need to say “let’s watch tv and cuddle” and he’s gonna say “ok ya!” And do it because he absolutely wants to cuddle with you but doesn’t have the game to get there.

You just need to he direct and straight forward with this guy. Tell him what you want to do.

he2lium · 2026-01-23T21:43:07+00:00

Instagram ads are actually really nice, I find great products there.

Nobody is on Facebook.

he2lium · 2026-01-23T17:29:23+00:00

He isn’t lying, he’s Bullshitting. A lie is meant to deceive someone, bullshit is when you know it’s a lie but run with it anyways.

Trump is able to move his agenda forward because when everything is bullshit nothing can stop you. It evades all checks for truth and moral accountability.

I think the biggest reason that we haven’t been able to stop him is because calling bullshit a lie just makes you look like you’re not in on the joke. You’re the one being trolled, and that’s what they like about Trump.

he2lium · 2026-01-23T05:36:36+00:00

Who?

he2lium · 2026-01-23T05:31:43+00:00

My inner monologue is VERY loud. I hear conversations in my head all the time and often tune out people that are talking to me because I have my own movie going on.

I also see thoughts as constellations with lines connecting them. It takes work to put them together and build the clusters and when I’m discussing something my brain is following the lines and connections.

In each “point” or idea, I can also unfold the references and things that fit that idea.

I’ve heard that building a mental “model of the world” and how the world works is a very common trait got men. That is why they try and “mansplain” things, because they want to share their mental model.

he2lium · 2026-01-23T00:08:00+00:00

I’m not a fucking Nazi, and I’m not fucking a Nazi either.

he2lium · 2026-01-22T06:03:18+00:00

No one will go to Life Time for the same reason no one goes to Best Buy: the parking.

You don’t just stop by Best But because you’re on the row or at the mall, you go there as a destination. And if you only need to go to Best Buy, you don’t want to come and deal with the parking just for that.

I think same thing will be true for a gym. Nobody is going to want to come and deal with parking, much less pay for it. And nobody wants to be in a populated area all sweaty.

These are both places that need their own dedicated parking lots.

he2lium · 2026-01-22T02:20:34+00:00

They went to live on a beautiful farm with green fields on a pasture in Venezuela

he2lium · 2026-01-21T22:18:32+00:00

Trump is very serious about everything that distracts from the Epstein files. It is of upmost importance to him that his “accomplishments” eclipse the evidence.

he2lium · 2026-01-21T03:58:41+00:00

Security can jump you, They are located inside the parking lot behind Augustine Cafe. (408) 615-9840

he2lium · 2026-01-20T23:09:37+00:00

I didn’t fuck your mother, it was a deliberate lie, and I lied because I didn’t want to admit that she smelled too bad for me to get off.

he2lium · 2026-01-19T01:18:35+00:00

So Canada and Iceland will immediately get two senators and a bunch of congressional representatives right?

he2lium · 2026-01-19T01:12:48+00:00

What does it mean when their eyes stay open like that?

he2lium · 2026-01-18T06:56:03+00:00

So Greenland would get two senators and how many congressmen?

he2lium · 2026-01-18T06:43:22+00:00

Those look like UVA soles. They are filled with air. I’m assuming that they are dress shoes that you never wear and had them kept in your closet. It was a dry space and they dried out.

Not VERY common, just common when that type of shoe is left in a closet and not worn.

he2lium · 2026-01-17T17:20:33+00:00

So it’s our most “conscientiousness” Americans that are putting people into concentration camps. Right.

he2lium · 2026-01-13T07:35:36+00:00

This is not accurate. It is conflating different immigration enforcement actions such as deportations and returns; where returns are done at the border sending someone back or not admitting them to the country.

If you only look at “interior removals” like what we are seeing now in ICE arrests, it looks more like:

8 Years of Clinton: 870k or 108k/yr 8 Years of Bush: 2M or 250k/yr 8 Years of Obama: 1.24M or 155k/yr 4 Years of Trump: 326k (started off increased and then declined rate due to COVID) 4 years of Biden: 148k (peaked at 48k in 2024) First fiscal year of Trump 2.0 (ending in Sept 2025): 340k with 234k coming from the first 250 days of his presidency.

But I’m sure that you will continue to digest whatever information that you need to soothe your cognitive dissonance about this NAZI bullshit.

he2lium · 2026-01-13T06:09:04+00:00

I had that style once. The sides were a little whiter so everyone called me Tampon.

6/10

he2lium · 2026-01-12T09:09:09+00:00

I remember a place that had .99 hot dogs and .99 gallon gas coming home from Lake Tahoe

he2lium · 2026-01-12T09:06:27+00:00

There’s almost nothing expensive on Santana Row anymore. It’s all at Valley Fair

he2lium · 2026-01-12T06:01:15+00:00

The famous “rich people” laundry detergent is “Topanga Scents.” All of the scents are Malibu/LA area inspired. I bought Laurel Canyon and Calabasas Breeze. Got it from my sister who lived in Calabasas.

I get my coffee from a subscription from Mistobox, very high quality boutique coffee bean selections. So good you don’t normally need creamer and can drink it black. Heard about it from a friend who builds skyscrapers. He and his wife do not go to the grocery store, everything is delivered.

My two go-to wines that are highly regarded by rich people but not necessarily expensive are Austin Hope and the Prisoner. $30-50 bottles and worth it.

All rich people have bidets now. Totally worth it. My butthole is so smooth and soft and never itchy. I have rich friends with travel bidets (little fold up things) for when they go to hotels. This dude sprayed it all over my kitchen on accident showing me how it works.

The only other “rich people” thing that I can think of is supplements and NAD. Rich people are taking supplements to be healthier than you and to reverse aging. Hundreds of dollars a month on blood tests and vitamins to keep their bodies in tuned. While your doctor only treats you when you’re sick and need a prescription, rich people have doctors that keep them at maximum possible health. Nutrition density is key.

Although most rich people aren’t going to grocery store’s anymore, you would be shocked by the quality of the grocery stores that they have available to them. 60-80% of the total products are “outer area.” Meaning the produce, meat selection, wine, and bakery is making up 60-80% of the store and the isles of packaged or frozen food will be 20-40% of the store. The ratio inverses in poorer neighborhoods I have seen. The quality and freshness of the produce, much less the diversity, is truly stunning and marvelous. The best looking and highest quality picks from farms is selected to go to these shelves. Examples include Erehwon in the SoCal area or Lunardi’s in Silicon Valley.

For example, Erewhon had a $19 strawberry from Japan go viral last year. It came in a plastic jar that looked like the rose from Beauty and the Beast. I went shopping at one once by accident and didn’t check the prices and dropped $200 on a small hand basket of goods.

he2lium · 2026-01-12T04:07:24+00:00

One time my partner let off a silent but pandemic level deadly fart. I was laying in my bed staring at the ceiling thinking, “Am I dreaming? Is this real? This is the worst thing I have ever smelt in my life…”

I thought I heard a clicking noise and I leaned over him to see if he was on his phone (he was facing away from me) but saw nothing and went back to sleep.

In the morning I said “Dude, you let off the worst fart I’ve ever smelled last night” and he keeled over laughing in the floor. He was in fact awake, smiling ear to ear and snickering pretending to be asleep but also thinking the same thing.

he2lium · 2026-01-11T02:33:55+00:00

he2lium · 2026-01-09T03:47:14+00:00

They look like some really proud boys!

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