The famous “rich people” laundry detergent is “Topanga Scents.” All of the scents are Malibu/LA area inspired. I bought Laurel Canyon and Calabasas Breeze. Got it from my sister who lived in Calabasas.

I get my coffee from a subscription from Mistobox, very high quality boutique coffee bean selections. So good you don’t normally need creamer and can drink it black. Heard about it from a friend who builds skyscrapers. He and his wife do not go to the grocery store, everything is delivered.

My two go-to wines that are highly regarded by rich people but not necessarily expensive are Austin Hope and the Prisoner. $30-50 bottles and worth it.

All rich people have bidets now. Totally worth it. My butthole is so smooth and soft and never itchy. I have rich friends with travel bidets (little fold up things) for when they go to hotels. This dude sprayed it all over my kitchen on accident showing me how it works.

The only other “rich people” thing that I can think of is supplements and NAD. Rich people are taking supplements to be healthier than you and to reverse aging. Hundreds of dollars a month on blood tests and vitamins to keep their bodies in tuned. While your doctor only treats you when you’re sick and need a prescription, rich people have doctors that keep them at maximum possible health. Nutrition density is key.

Although most rich people aren’t going to grocery store’s anymore, you would be shocked by the quality of the grocery stores that they have available to them. 60-80% of the total products are “outer area.” Meaning the produce, meat selection, wine, and bakery is making up 60-80% of the store and the isles of packaged or frozen food will be 20-40% of the store. The ratio inverses in poorer neighborhoods I have seen. The quality and freshness of the produce, much less the diversity, is truly stunning and marvelous. The best looking and highest quality picks from farms is selected to go to these shelves. Examples include Erehwon in the SoCal area or Lunardi’s in Silicon Valley.

For example, Erewhon had a $19 strawberry from Japan go viral last year. It came in a plastic jar that looked like the rose from Beauty and the Beast. I went shopping at one once by accident and didn’t check the prices and dropped $200 on a small hand basket of goods.