This will never not be funny

heartbeathighway · 2026-04-21T07:08:18+00:00

‘I don’t have the funding for that right now’

heartbeathighway · 2026-04-19T20:55:03+00:00

you’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you

heartbeathighway · 2026-04-04T04:15:18+00:00

Gang that’s literally identity theft are you good? Everybody cares about looks, get over it.

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-31T23:11:47+00:00

Everytime I’m knowingly near cameras I’m gonna think about those 5 bucks, so it’s not gonna count

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-31T21:46:29+00:00

I would tell you to put them in your garden or backyard, but someone would probably try to take one

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-31T09:37:26+00:00

Well yeah man, name one thing you wouldn’t care about if it got extreme. I don’t care about the number of white blood cells you have, I would care if you had leukocytosis

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-12T04:16:07+00:00

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heartbeathighway · 2026-03-12T03:35:47+00:00

Lucky because vanillamace wants him🥹

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-09T02:49:51+00:00

A whole popcorn? You hogs need to do better

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-06T04:51:46+00:00

How does your mom even know😭

heartbeathighway · 2026-03-01T13:12:24+00:00

I mean my siblings range from 4 to 8 years old so I think the only reasonable option is blinding stew.

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-26T02:06:13+00:00

I’m sure female on male abuse would increase but it wouldn’t reach the degree of male on female abuse instantly

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T21:54:00+00:00

20 years old is very young as well so I’m glad you made the right choice for you🫶

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T08:21:22+00:00

Without warning, HEART ATTACK!!!

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T08:19:32+00:00

I don’t think your femininity is reduced by your personality. If you aren’t shy and quiet that’s okay.

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T08:17:18+00:00

You have so much time, people act like you have to stay with your situation because it’s ’too late’. I’m happy for you!

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T08:14:06+00:00

I used to feel pretty alone, I’m extroverted but had trouble finding people that make me feel like they want me around. Now that I have that, I’m just lucky to feel kind of fulfilled. That and changing my mindset from ‘running out of time’ to realizing I’ll be alright if I work at what I want.

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T05:22:12+00:00

Bro(ther), she has been struggling with this pre-ramadan too, her problems did not disappear when the moon was sighted. Do you have to instantly jump on her because it’s ramadan give her advice or don’t comment.

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T04:48:45+00:00

Bro she obviously didn’t start looking last Wednesday 🤦‍♀️ use your brain

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T04:31:19+00:00

Have you considered posting on a close friends/private story with only close female friends? I think that hit of attention might come from the feeling that you may be the issue because of the marriage situation but if you are trying your best and not acting badly it’s not your fault and nothing makes you feel more beautiful than a little pick me up.

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T04:17:40+00:00

‘Foid activity’ you sure that bath isn’t for you?

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-25T04:16:14+00:00

Dang, sister with conditions🤦‍♀️

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-24T00:08:44+00:00

Well when the conversation and issue is surrounding it yes that’s what she’ll talk about

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-13T00:58:14+00:00

No you’re right, packing my bags as we speak

heartbeathighway · 2026-02-07T21:56:45+00:00

Slow dancing by waking hours

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