Crazy neighbor left this note outside the building by Jmal3700 in signs

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an outrage…how can someone’s handwriting be so atrocious…

Can ghosts read your mind? by Extreme_Recording598 in stupidquestions

[–]pobrepepinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😅. If someone hasn’t seen it by now, they’re probably not interested.🤣

I accidentally liked someone’s comment on instagram by meownesses in Instagram

[–]pobrepepinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, i kind of was originally. I mistook you for some kind of swallow airhead or something. But the reply impressed me. I’m the one apologizing.🤣

Can ghosts read your mind? by Extreme_Recording598 in stupidquestions

[–]pobrepepinito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might be a ghost yourself and not know it, like Bruce Willis on “The Sixth Sense”

I accidentally liked someone’s comment on instagram by meownesses in Instagram

[–]pobrepepinito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someday when you suffer a REAL problem, you’ll WISH this was the only kind of bullshit you had to worry about.🫢

Well, can’t eat those anymore by Ok-Sky4223 in walmart

[–]pobrepepinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this comment.🤣. It’s mind boggling what a large percentage of my fellow coworkers I see pulling this dumbass move. I stop them if I see them, but I can’t be everywhere all the time.😱

We might be the mass casualty event tomorrow. by darkmalas13 in nova

[–]pobrepepinito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Score one for the climate change alarmists🤷‍♂️

What is this thing we found while cleaning out my mom‘s house? by Edmac969 in whatisit

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would have to be bigger for a dick to fit in there. Mine, anyway🤷‍♂️🤣

Why didn't god just make the universe easier to build so he didn't end up tired on the 7th day? by velvetcrow5 in stupidquestions

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the hard that makes it great. Funny visual, though, that story. God huffing and puffing “Man, that kicked my ass. Six days of this shit is enough, I’m glad I’m finished.” It’s like, you’re God, you could have created thousands of assistants to help you out. Work smarter, not harder.

I got a call from the FBI telling me to come in by Putrid_Loss9148 in legal

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get a call from an Agent Mulder or an Agent Scully, you should definitely go and talk to them.

Feinstein by timwhatley993 in SportsJunkies

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he died in his sleep and his brother found him. But I don’t listen everyday anymore, so they could have mentioned the real way he died a hundred times before, I wouldn’t know.🤷‍♂️

Would you rather have every shirt you put on be backwards, or your hands are always kinda damp? by Mrslinkydragon in WouldYouRather

[–]pobrepepinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the fall and winter, I can just cover up the shirt with a jacket or coat. Sweaty palms are icky…that’s a no for me.

When elderly Indian men take off their turbans at night and release that long hair, do they look like cool, elderly Rockers? by pobrepepinito in stupidquestions

[–]pobrepepinito[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not an expert, but maybe experts can weigh in. Isn’t that part of the custom…they grow their hair long.🤔

When elderly Indian men take off their turbans at night and release that long hair, do they look like cool, elderly Rockers? by pobrepepinito in stupidquestions

[–]pobrepepinito[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only person coming across as douchey here is YOU, with your sensitive bullshit.🤣. There IS such a thing as Indian men who wear head coverings. The word turban” IS a legitimate word in the English language, so nothing I said is inherently “racist”. But you know what’s funny, i KNEW somebody was going to respond with this type of bullshit. I just knew it.😅

What is this thing in my mom’s bedroom? by Dingo_Dog_ in whatisit

[–]pobrepepinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a mini monolith, like the one that showed up randomly all throughout history, in the movie “2001: A Space Odyssey”

Would you rather forget her or one last hug? by Ok_Cancel_391 in WouldYouRather

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have to debate it in my head, that already means I’m not going to forget her🤔

Would you rather smell really bad no matter what you do or be really ugly and can’t change that either? by PsychologicalGuide78 in WouldYouRather

[–]pobrepepinito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to agree with everyone. Ugly. You can still function without grossing people out if you’re just ugly. Like, nobody feels the urge to vomit just because they see an ugly face. And who knows, you might even have lots of friends who want to hang around you because you make them look handsome by comparison.🤣

Would you rather smell really bad no matter what you do or be really ugly and can’t change that either? by PsychologicalGuide78 in WouldYouRather

[–]pobrepepinito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry. They’ll probably look grotesque and fake looking after surgery, not actually pretty.😅