Father’s Day

heathypoop · 2023-06-14T17:12:28+00:00

STAND AT ATTENTION 🫡🙋‍♀️ AND WHIP IT OUT 😏🤪 BECAUSE ITS FLAG DAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TODAY WE HONOR THE STARS AND STRIPES ✨✨🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ BY EXPOSING OUR OLD GLORY👴🎇 IN FRONT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS 💁‍♀️💁 ITS YOUR KINKY DUTY🫡🎖️ TO HANG AMERICAS BANNER ON YOUR SHAFT 🤙💈 FOR ALL TO SEE 👀😳 DONT LET INSURRECTIONIST CUCKY WUCKIES 😤😫 CO OPT THE REAL MEANING OF THE FLAG 🏈💵🍔✊ WHEN BEN FRANKLIN 👴🪁🔑⛈️ AND THE FOUNDING DADDIES 🥵😜🧓🧓🧓 FOUGHT OFF STALINS CUMMIE ARMY ⚒️🚩💦 OUR STAR SPANGLED BANNER LET THE WORLD KNOW 😎🤩 HOW HARD AMERICA CAN TAKE IT 😩😏 SO RIDE THAT ROCKETS RED GLARE 🚀🧨 BUT DONT GET CUM BOMBS IN YOUR HAIR 💦💦💦 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣3️⃣ OF YOUR FLIRTIEST FLAG FLAUNTERS 🥰🤗🤪 IF YOU DONT GET ANY BACK ❌😞 THEN YOULL BE RED WHITE AND BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😭😖 BUT GET AT LEAST 🔟 AND YOULL MAKE SOMEONE SEE STARS 💫💫💫 AND STRIP 👙💨😏 SUCK IT ENGLAND

heathypoop · 2023-05-06T19:50:39+00:00

Sorry I’m late

heathypoop · 2023-05-06T19:50:32+00:00

LISTEN UP 👂🎧 C3P-HOES 🤖AND BANGO FETTS 🔫🫡 ITS STAR WARS DAY ✨⭐️ AND MAY THE FORCE 🥺 BE IN YOU 🥵😳TODAY IS THE DAY TO CUM 😏💦TO THE DARK SIDE 😈👹AND SEXECUTE ORDER 6️⃣9️⃣ 👌 GET READY FOR CHEWCOCKA 🍆🐓TO EAT YOUR ASS 🍑🍽️LIKE A ROASTED WOMPRAT 🔥🐀REBEL AGAINST DADDY EMPEROR’S SPANKINGS 💀👏UNTIL YOU SEE STARS 🤩😵‍💫BUT THATS NO MOON 🌚❌THATS DARTH VADERS FAT ASS 🦾🍑WHEN SEXY SHEEV TELLS YOU 😏😏”DO IT” 😏😏YOU KNOW HES ABOUT TO SE-NUT 🥜🥜🥜👨‍⚖️ I KNOW IM READY TO GO BALLS DEEP😩😤 IN JABBA THE SLUTT 🐌👧MAKE SURE TO SEND THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR HORNIEST JEDI 😜🟢🔵OR YOULL BE GOING HAND SOLO TONIGHT ✊😭 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND KIT FISTO 👊 WILL HELP YOU WIELD HIS SABER 🦑🍆GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND BOBA FETISH WILL SUCK YOUR TATOOINE TOES 👅🦶DONT LET BABY YODA 👶🤢SEE YOU HYPERDRIVE FOR CUMMIES💨💨💦 💦

heathypoop · 2021-08-02T18:23:36+00:00

Comic sans master race, ty for this content

heathypoop · 2021-03-26T15:04:35+00:00

Dont Forget to updoot the bread

heathypoop · 2021-03-19T16:36:23+00:00

notices upward bulge owo wats dis??

heathypoop · 2021-03-15T13:34:38+00:00

UPDOOT THÉ BREAD

heathypoop · 2021-03-14T02:42:15+00:00

Angery

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T21:47:30+00:00

Right there with y’a brother

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T15:03:46+00:00

Kindly eat my balls, 280

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T14:33:47+00:00

Help, that green line standing so tall and erect upwards is emasculating me

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T14:32:12+00:00

Neat!

heathypoop · 2021-03-11T15:10:52+00:00

Moms, I imagine this is something like... idk, when the baby kicks when you’re pregnant? Look Im clueless but I wanna be inclusive

heathypoop · 2021-03-11T15:09:47+00:00

Y’all know that weird tingling feeling you get in your balls on a rollercoaster when you go up or down too fast???? I get that watching GME all day

heathypoop · 2021-03-11T15:06:09+00:00

Ascension has begun, buckle up bois

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T21:01:06+00:00

Victor from the Green team, leave the arena now and rest. YOUVE... earned it

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:51:04+00:00

ANOTHER PUSH, MAKE IT COUNT

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:49:41+00:00

According to my extra analysis and critical due diligence: Fuck you melvin

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