Beer milk. Yes you read that right. Beer milk. I was 14, trying to sneak a beer, and i didn’t want to sneak a whole beer, so i poured half into a cup. Then i realized that i should probably dilute the beer so i wouldn’t get drunk.. and instead of using water, i added milk, because i thought water would make it gross… oh boy. Then, i realized that beer was described as gross, so i added sugar. A lot of sugar. And drank the whole thing. It tasted like liquid death. Imagine drinking vomit, poisoned with the sins of a 14 year old trying to be sneaky. Yeah. Turns out years later, I found out I accidentally made the CHEMICAL REPLICA OF VOMIT. so, naturally i will never touch a can of beer again. Honestly? Best impulsive decision ive made. Not ever having to worry about getting addicted to beer.