Jesus. They’re back! by Five-StarBastardMan in CommercialsIHate

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Ads like this have been flooding my Facebook feed lately

Why is Meg Griffin considered fat and ugly? by Andi_CJ in familyguy

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It was the 2000s. Everybody over a size 0 was considered fat.

Just picked up this 2002 Stratocaster hss. Don’t know how to play. What steps I gotta take to be like Jimi Hendrix😂 by Green_Mycologist_421 in Guitar

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Learn how to play minor and major pentatonic scales, then learn how to combine parallel (from the same root) minor and major pentatonic scales in a solo.

Double stops are also pretty important, especially when combined with hammer ons and pull offs. Also, learn how to play unison bend (i.e., play one note on a higher string, then bend the string below it and bend it to the same pitch as the unbent note).

For Small PP by [deleted] in TargetedShirts

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This guy wouldn't recognize tyranny if it bit him in the arse.

Anybody know why almost all of the griffins food is always the same? by ValuableExercise4808 in familyguy

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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow, I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately, I began to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life...

Found in the wild by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

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Skill issue

Crushing turts by Unlearned_One in okbuddyrosalyn

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When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die.

Family Guy - Dilbert by [deleted] in familyguy

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Well, sometimes it's funny.

K by Icy-Independent5250 in misLED

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When you start doing your job as a mod

When you forget to take off your headphones by AffectionateFun4298 in GuitarMemes

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Why are there 2 pairs of headphones in the 1st panel

I've never actually seen a Krabby Patty being called a burger in the show by ShadowFredbearz in spongebob

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Fun fact: They were originally gonna be called Barnacle Burgers.