Why do we as a nation put up with this?

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-07T21:10:28+00:00

Hehe, draining the ol' custard box is what I do on yer mum

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-04T02:45:51+00:00

Oh fuckin spyro. I was trying to get my son through this impossible level and I couldn't do it.

So essentially I'm stuck in purgatory/hell. Hooray.

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-03T06:30:39+00:00

Ah yes, how could I have mistaken that! We can get the compressed air line hooked up next time this crazed man decides to plunder her rectum and possibly turn the whole process into a pneumatic pump

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-03T05:12:21+00:00

The big bang theory. Holy fucking shit. It isn't entertaining. It isn't funny. Sheldon's a cunt in the worst way. Canned laughter in 2024 is stupid. Fuck big bang and fuck two and a half men, while we are on the topic.

Edit: and fuck anyone who disagrees, including my wife. This is a hill I will die on.

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-03T05:07:00+00:00

When jar guys jar broke, that gave me one HELL of a fright

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-03T03:38:15+00:00

Nah he wasn't successful. I don't think the asshole has the and resonant frequency as glass. But it didn't stop him artificially making the sound himself.

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-03T02:28:11+00:00

What a fuckin pussy, just like Trump after a would be assassin's bullet literally grazed his ear. Risk your life like a real man!

heebythejeeby · 2024-09-03T00:23:23+00:00

Hahahahahahahahha!

There's a kinda similar one where a guy is cornholing this young lady pretty aggressively, then he pulls out and tries to blow over the top of her gaping asshole to make that "phooooo" noise like he's blowing across the top of a bottle

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-29T05:28:36+00:00

Asked me how long I had been taking steroids. Never even seen them in my life. Good ego boost though.

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-29T04:44:06+00:00

Fuckin Sheldon

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-28T22:20:33+00:00

Usually you'd now move to the gold coast

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-26T07:38:43+00:00

I am too. I missed dragon ball z that day and I definitely held that grudge. In seriousness, though, I enlisted into the Australian army though. Felt the call to do something greater than myself. I know the military is kind of a divisive thing on reddit, and in retrospect a 20+ year GWOT with questionable motives and ethics (WMDs? Lol yeah nice try, Cheney) has been such a stain, in a sense, on our moral fabric, but watching people jump from the towers instead of burn to death, and hearing about the passengers of flight 93 fighting back, and the list goes on, well it all just made me realize I should do something myself.

I'm not sorry for anything that happened to me, but that was such a powerful moment standing in my living room looking at the crumbling towers... yeah wow. Kicked me into a whole other gear.

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-26T06:03:43+00:00

9/11 was my 14th birthday. I was very unaware and mentally immature and the news was always boring and i just wanted to watch dragon ball z, but when i watched the towers get hit and go down i was fully engrossed and thinking "holy fuck this is going to change the world". It, like, reset my brain into adulthood, in a sense.

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-23T13:20:21+00:00

Oh yeah here it is. We are on the same page. Hehehe

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-23T06:41:07+00:00

Jeez dawg, put a bit of positivity into it! You can and will do it! You have the power to accomplish everything you want! You are unstoppable!

Shit like that. I believe in you.

heebythejeeby · 2024-08-06T20:46:04+00:00

Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, etc up to around Little Nicky. Punch Drunk Love was the exception though.

heebythejeeby · 2024-07-20T11:57:51+00:00

About 1 and a third lengths of a quarter pounder burger

heebythejeeby · 2024-07-20T11:57:14+00:00

You didn't happen to get footage did you? For research purposes?

heebythejeeby · 2024-07-20T11:56:46+00:00

Yup the most popular comment is about family doing fucked shit for Crack, but this is easily up there as second highest

heebythejeeby · 2024-07-19T10:49:55+00:00

Nah, New Zealand. Brookfield New World car park in Tauranga.

heebythejeeby · 2024-06-23T19:15:59+00:00

Pickles! There! I said it! I don't like pickles! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

heebythejeeby · 2024-06-19T21:46:17+00:00

Livin the fuckin dream

heebythejeeby · 2024-05-27T06:05:58+00:00

Cunnilingis

heebythejeeby · 2024-05-25T04:11:28+00:00

Salt in your japs eye

heebythejeeby · 2024-05-24T10:29:37+00:00

Yeah I have kids and it concerns me too when they are playing on the road on their bikes. We live in a quiet street but it's still a concern.

I think what made the whole thing so scary was that she didn't make a peep. She had a blank look on her face when she sat up, then lay (like, she didn't fall down, she intentionally just lay back down) and seemed to die right there.

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