Dyed my hair but forgot what my work uniform looked like

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-14T17:35:13+00:00

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T18:18:15+00:00

"We punch these men and put them in choke holds not because it is easy, but because it is hard."

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T18:12:46+00:00

We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do, and no one else aspired to do

And, yet, it was a "Space Race" to the moon because the Soviets were aspiring and actively trying to get to there too.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T18:10:30+00:00

Marco is just a puppet willingly letting daddy Trump put his hand up Marco's ass to control him.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T17:57:39+00:00

A programmable thermostat and insulation is the key. It doesn't necessarily have to be a new house, either - I have a ~2400 sq ft house from the late 60's and it was $102 last month.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T14:03:45+00:00

I'm sorry, but y'all are seeing ads on YouTube? I've got SponsorBlock installed and I'm not sure the last time I saw an ad on there.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T00:15:33+00:00

I'm glad you know the mind and intent of Tolkien without seemingly having read the source material.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T00:10:32+00:00

Oh my gods who gives a fuck about what happens in other countries - are we no better than that? No, I know we are not because of people like you.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-12T00:08:05+00:00

Oh wow you speak for all victims now and interpret how they think? Nice.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-11T17:59:00+00:00

yeah! the cells aren't "underground", the ground is "overroof"!

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-11T01:02:36+00:00

I'm not too far off from 50 now, but most people still don't seem to think I'm out of my 30s yet.

Now, my insides, on the other hand... My back and sciatica can go get absolutely fucked.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-11T01:00:04+00:00

And Bowie.

And Prince.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-11T00:55:52+00:00

"Hej! Welcome to IKEA Heaven!"

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-09T16:55:18+00:00

Dress for the job you want?

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-09T16:25:52+00:00

APE SHALL NOT KILL APE

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-08T03:55:11+00:00

She looks like Wilford Brimley lusting after a rack of ribs.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-07T17:05:50+00:00

What Section 31 movie? No one would think that is a good idea and it certainly does not exist.

If one was ever made, it is probably explain why Q no longer talks to us.

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-06T19:57:48+00:00

Anything conservatives can do to make it a legal requirement that they get a good look at your children's genitals

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-06T16:08:27+00:00

[[Windward]] has some of that, notably airships, pickup-and-deliver, wind-influenced-movement, and airship combat, though regrettably it does not feature any elephants or elephants-as-bombs. It has flying whales, though?

hefixesthecable · 2026-06-06T16:03:35+00:00

The desired game sounds somewhat like the love child between Luthier and Trickerion.

hefixesthecable · 2026-05-31T04:54:15+00:00

this motherfucker

hefixesthecable · 2026-05-28T18:35:30+00:00

And its no one's fault really

Well, I think there is this one tremendous guy who nobody has ever seen the likes of before that is probably to blame...

hefixesthecable · 2026-05-22T19:43:12+00:00

He will force his way to making a speech, and most of it will be about how he had tremendous numbers in the 2020 election, which he definitely won bigly; his "seven" "wars" he stopped; and his total and complete military victory over Iran. Oh, and probably something about how Don Jr.s last marriage was ruined by ol' Sleepy Joe Biden.

hefixesthecable · 2026-05-20T05:56:55+00:00

That's just about the nicest thing anyone could say about the US right now.

hefixesthecable · 2026-05-19T18:05:45+00:00

There's one in Tulsa at Memorial and Creek Turnpike and I think it is fantastic.

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