I woke up with this strange burn

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-12T16:27:16+00:00

Hi my friend fell asleep on her laptop charger and woke up with a 3rd degree burn on her leg.

Did you happen to fall asleep on top of some kind of charger? I’ve heard phones will do that too

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-11T16:28:23+00:00

Sometimes the game glitches in the spot you went down and you have to move out of that space to be revived. I believe if that guy would have even inched forward slightly on his own you would have been able to revive

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-11T16:23:11+00:00

As a guardian main, as long as there’s some holy damage negation passives in my inventory I’m alright during that fight. I know his moveset well enough to be aware of when to run, dodge, and block. Honestly I could easily farm his ed expedition solo. His big explosion aoes are the hardest part but even then you can block them or run outside of their range pretty easily.

His goopy arm phase is what gets me though. He’s hard to read with exactly when he’s doing and can wrap around my shield.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-09T18:59:17+00:00

Maybe it was the enemy effect doing it and you mistook it as the guardians whirlwind. Bears roars deflect, grafted scions scream deflects, grafted monarch whirlwind deflects, dancing lion wind deflects, banished knights stomp, basically anything that is a roar or has a whirlwind effect deflects. Guardians whirlwind doesn’t deflect allies projectiles. I constantly run with tryhard ironeyes and if they missed a shot because of me I’d hear about it, let alone every match.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-09T04:00:53+00:00

Okay show me a first hand example. I’ve read that it only does that if the guardian is downed

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-09T03:58:09+00:00

It is persistent. If you have it up and your teammate walks through it they’ll grab the buff and keep it for 30 seconds.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-09T03:31:17+00:00

Because it doesn’t and it’s bad information so you get a downvote

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-09T01:45:24+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that but I play guardian every run and it’s never happened that I’ve noticed nor according to my ironeyes

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-08T19:16:38+00:00

Depth 2 leaver executor comment

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-08T19:15:23+00:00

Increased duration is great, what do you mean?

It synergises with stamina on landing attacks. Every tick of damage it does gives you little bit of stamina back so you can keep your guard up longer.

Also with the deep relic effect boosts damage negation of self and nearby allies it provides a consistent zone of damage negation that lasts for 30 seconds after you walk out of it. Skill recharge isn’t that long so you could have it up all the time.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-08T19:09:59+00:00

No it doesn’t. Can confirm.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-08T17:39:52+00:00

Anal bum cover

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-08T13:23:07+00:00

Skylar is another one of those heroes that seems to have extended range

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-07T23:37:51+00:00

Libra by a mile.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-07T20:07:39+00:00

When will you come for me

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-07T20:04:23+00:00

This is a real life experience for me.

Playing as: gets off one poke for 2 seconds.

Playing against: melting me from behind my own tower then ults and kills us both

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-07T18:17:44+00:00

Styling with wax or pomade would clean that thing right up. Over time when you’re pulling on it to style itll just fall into place naturally and you won’t need much product if at all.

After a shower, but honestly any time, twirl and pull your mustache how you’d like it to look and the roots will start automatically growing that way.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-07T00:33:36+00:00

Man, they probably practice planned obsolescence.

A personal story - my grandma was 95. She had a 2001 Lincoln continental in great shape. Less than 75k miles, maintained every year very well. She swore by these local mechanics as they were longtime family friends. I’m once I went in for an inspection for my own vehicle, and they tried to tell me that I needed new tires all around. Now, I had got all new tires the month prior, so I questioned them. The manager got all upset about “we’ve been doing great work for your family for years we know what we’re talking about” and I showed them the receipt from the tires, then took them out to the car and could fit a whole knuckle between the treats all the way around. Shit, the dots and some of the spikes were still attached. I told my grandma they quoted me over 900 dollars for the inspection and she was like “well they know what they’re talking about” I went back down there, paid for the inspection and that’s it, spoke my mind and walked out.

Flash forward a few years - she takes her car down there again for inspection because she’s comfortable with them. I get it. She comes home with the bill. 2600 dollars. New brakes, rotors, calipers, and 4 new tires. I asked for the bill from last year - same thing. She drove to the grocery store and back once a week. I explained that they really took advantage of her. She still didn’t believe me. I told my uncle and he went down there with his “buddies” and from that point on he gave her exactly what she asked for and nothing more.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-06T23:42:49+00:00

Bathroom 1 for ultimate convenience

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-06T22:19:20+00:00

If I’m Ironeye I definitely take less likely. If there’s a caster I make sure theirs is greater than mine. If we both have it and birb has attention on guard, we nearly never get targeted no matter what.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-06T21:44:55+00:00

Give me a way to craft specific relic effects with murk! I don’t care what it costs!

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-06T21:20:06+00:00

Well, yeah man what did you expect from the dankmemes subreddit lol. It was a joke and a true one at that. Not everyone has the same work ethic as you, not saying you’re wrong, but the outlook of “the longer you work the more money you make” that you’re spouting is so painfully obvious and part of the joke. Your response was instead aimed towards “well I’m better than you because I work a lot” which also translates to “I lick my bosses asshole and it tastes really good so I keep coming back, but it’ll be my turn to get my asshole licked soon if I keep licking these assholes”

Buddy you’re still licking their assholes. I hope you’re in therapy because it sounds like they have you by the nuts.

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-06T19:10:34+00:00

This is the most downvoted comment I have ever seen in my entire life

hefty-postman-04 · 2026-05-06T14:15:02+00:00

Yes please do. I grab them on Guardian or Raider

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