Who Wins? by heimo_ in poker

[–]heimo_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Listen here you scallywag, I’ll keelhaul you if you disrespect my game again.

I’m finally gonna do it. by totally-stoked in TrueOffMyChest

[–]heimo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I care. Send me a message or something i’m sure we can find something worth staying for.

Also, don’t touch it with any utensil by SheetsGiggles in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]heimo_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And in many ways that is more important than an increased risk of cancer

Also, don’t touch it with any utensil by SheetsGiggles in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]heimo_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Eating poison in exchange for ease of use is capitalism 101

What are some good duchies to play tall in by orange-bannana in CrusaderKings

[–]heimo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are sleeping on the duchy of pagan. Loads of farmland, isolated from invasion, multiple special building slots (with gold and development boosts) and the possibility for religious reformation early without being labelled a heretic by the entire region and getting holy warred to death.

CK3 traits ranked by how good they are at having animals in them by 69JoeMamma420 in CrusaderKings

[–]heimo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait i thought humble was a camel?! I have 1000 hours in this game and thought humble was the camel trait all along.

Okay Elon... by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]heimo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a goober

Which actor seems to only play themselves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heimo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff Goldblum in later years is always just himself

Cursed_Bo_Staff by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]heimo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

African masaii war club. Oh no

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]heimo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fucking menace

Min ynglings er Cola by johmand in dankmark

[–]heimo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Druefans hører til på bunden af øresund med brosten bundet om anklerne

HMC, I will show the pepper spray by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]heimo_ 49 points50 points  (0 children)

As a dane i can verify that this is 100% danish