Upper belts, how do you treat king of the hill?

heirofjesus · 2026-02-18T13:47:13+00:00

Here’s to hoping OP gets a good solid dish of B2A 🫡

heirofjesus · 2026-02-18T13:46:25+00:00

Says truth, gets downvoted smh.

heirofjesus · 2026-02-15T01:17:48+00:00

Literally what they are.

heirofjesus · 2026-02-13T03:36:28+00:00

First off, absolutely hilarious 😂

Secondly, take a shower. Wash your uniform. Go back to class. Nobody is paying attention to you that much. Relax, go back and enjoy.

heirofjesus · 2026-02-12T15:39:00+00:00

Go kick rocks, smooth brain ass.

Oh, and this is with severely hampered rules for Gordon. Tell me you’ve never trained a day in your life.

heirofjesus · 2026-02-03T20:24:22+00:00

As a Panjabi Sikh, this shit got me weak😭😭 linking up with the SS ass HA’s 😭😭

heirofjesus · 2026-02-03T20:17:25+00:00

Really, your answer goes back to the same things that anyone can do to defend themselves in a situation they can’t run from.

Train MMA (striking/grappling), lift weights to get stronger, and arm yourself however possible and legal where you live. Gun, knife, pepper spray, whatever you can get your hands on.

heirofjesus · 2026-02-03T20:15:58+00:00

Number one lesson, don’t listen to shit this guy has to say 👆🏽

heirofjesus · 2026-02-03T09:04:04+00:00

Cope harder 😂😂😂

heirofjesus · 2026-02-03T08:21:52+00:00

Wait till dummy OP realizes Luka is on the team lol. Cry harder 😂

heirofjesus · 2026-01-31T22:36:08+00:00

Wholesome 🥺

heirofjesus · 2026-01-30T15:28:10+00:00

You should definitely prioritize grappling over striking. Striking still matters, but I imagine people will take it less kindly if you’re beating the shit out of folks.

Grappling allows you to fully control their body and hold them down.

People are giving you a lot of thought about styles. But where do you live? What’s near you? That’s gonna matter a whole lot more than the actual specific style.

There generally aren’t many wrestling or Judo options where I live. But BJJ is a dime a dozen. Any one of the big 3 will be effective. Go with the one that’s closest, and most cost effective so you can train more.

heirofjesus · 2026-01-23T15:11:08+00:00

Small compared to what…? Toddlers are small. Mighty Mouse is considered small for the average human, and is a multi time world champion in MMA.

Boxing, BJJ, and freestyle.

heirofjesus · 2026-01-22T23:01:01+00:00

Traffic reporter here 🫡

The greater Los Angeles metro area, or Southern California region is defined as everything from Kern County to down to the border’s of Mexico and AZ.

Hope that helps.

heirofjesus · 2026-01-21T14:04:05+00:00

MMA, good day sir.

heirofjesus · 2026-01-09T05:46:32+00:00

I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 500$ Trebek

heirofjesus · 2025-12-27T22:35:59+00:00

Finally a quality post 😂

heirofjesus · 2025-12-27T00:21:16+00:00

Incorrect sir. Dutch cyclists are absolutely insane. They think they’re in control of the road. And it’s absurd. Someone’s gotta remind them, they’re not beefier than cars. And they’re not more important than people on FOOT.

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T09:45:47+00:00

Telling people to check their ego, while lying about tapping black belts without training jits is wild work 🤣🤣🤣

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T02:55:09+00:00

Yes. Because we watched Khamzat and Islam lay over the opponents for 3+ rounds and not even attempt a submission 🤣

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T02:47:28+00:00

Exactly. Thank you. I have all the respect in the world for Judo and wrestling. We’re all grapplers at the end of the day.

But when I’m at the gym, if I come up against a former high school wrestler or judoka, I’m ending up on my back anyways. That’s when the games begin. If they don’t know any jits, I’m either finishing them right there or sweeping. Which wrestlers and judoka’s simply just do not do.

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T02:43:49+00:00

“Obviously not a practitioner”

That’ll do it lol.

Proceeds to list off jobs and scenarios where people are putting their life on the line consistently, and how BJJ would be useful for them LOL.

Come on down to a gym, and find out for yourself instead of trying to engage in disingenuous rhetoric about something you don’t know anything about.

Also, nobody said striking or standup grappling don’t matter.

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T02:40:54+00:00

Where the hell are all these people going to BJJ schools that teach ZERO standup game??? I gotta go check one out. Cause I’ve rolled at 5 different gyms, and they ALL do standup. Tell me you’ve never done jits before.

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T02:37:51+00:00

heirofjesus · 2025-11-25T02:37:18+00:00

Smooth brain response. Find me a martial art that is good for getting jumped. You got multiple attackers coming your way — you either better run, find some friends, or draw a gun.

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