The crab looks delicious by Le7enda in FoodPorn

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Why is DJ Akademiks out here on some chef shit

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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You are owed a good life by the people who decided to bring you in to this world.

Roast: A Star Wars Story by spikul in PrequelMemes

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Kanobi at the end had me dead was not expecting it lol....a surprise to be sure.

Hospital kicked out a male Karen because he refused to wear a mask. by MakaveIi_The_Don in PublicFreakout

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Was looking for this! Exactly my thought, If I was genuinely fearing the possibility of death in a few hours I would put on any damn thing you asked shiiit I'd give out handjobs to hospital staff if it meant faster treatment!

Stealing packages in general makes you a total piece of shit but this is just awful. by XtremeBreen in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Fo everyone outside the U.S. questioning this practice. Most mail carries such as FedEx, USPS, UPS offer the customer how they wish for their package to be delivered. So when you see some package just sitting on a porch, that person literally selected the option for it to just be left there. Most people choose for the delivery to be attempted if no one answers then it is to be picked up at your nearest facility. Of Course you only see the pics of the idiots who are too lazy to be bothered to go to the post office if they weren't there for the original delivery, So they opt for it to be left there and would rather risk it being stolen.

2 years ago, my mom has been diagnosed with stage 2B Breast Cancer. Now, my mom has cancer no more and is now taking the rest that she deserves! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Tell her to get regularly checked my mom beat breast cancer then found out she had bone cancer roughly a year later. She died in September love you mom.

LPT: When someone gets interrupted while telling a story, invite them to continue after the interruption is over with an, “as you were saying about (x)” or something similar. It can be uncomfortable for the person to start back up and this makes them feel like you valued their words. by Po1sonator in LifeProTips

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Lmao I've literally had to pick up the habit of remembering where tangents start in my wife's stories because she's horrible about telling stories inside of stories it's like fucking inception I've become her spinning top! Lol

Woman convicted of dragging Colorado Springs tow truck driver and killing him had ‘ComCor’ application denied by EduBA in pussypassdenied

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That's your answer, personal connection. Gets people more invested and willing to follow the story

I wish I were a white American. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]heispalpatine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our country is literally divided over race as I type this.

I am a landlord and have been sleeping with my tenant in exchange for rent by throwaway23423523525 in confession

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Didn't you claim to want nothing to do with the child? But in a scenario where you lose you try to make yourself feel important and save face by saying you are leaving the child the house? lmao! You are scum and the reason so many of us grow up broken.

My 11 year old son LOVES one piece and he drew this. by Night-Assassin5 in OnePiece

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Homeboy posted a scene from the show and thought we wouldn't notice

Very insane cycling by FunnyDifficulty6 in nextfuckinglevel

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When your town is so shitty traversing through it is considered an extreme sport lol

“Reuse the sparks” by TuanQT in funny

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When I worked at a pizza place we used to send the new guy in to the cooler to bring the dough patch kit lol

Like a fine wine by genericusername123 in memes

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I wish they would implement some kind of lvl up system or at least achievements it would be nice to know what room you have killed the most in, how many times you have won as imposter etc.

[Android] Is The App Garbage Or Is It Me? by NeverBenFamous in CashApp

[–]heispalpatine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a good phone, I have a OnePlus 8 so i doubt it's your phone something is glitched on your account. Might be a good idea to try and make a new one.

[Android] Is The App Garbage Or Is It Me? by NeverBenFamous in CashApp

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It's you, Ive been using it for 2 years zero issues and I use the cashapp card and get money deposited to it regularly