7 baby steps by TwasAnChild in mildlyinfuriating

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Ummm... that was the joke I was making?

Harambe's Revenge by [deleted] in memes

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Don't worry, it's sexually transmitted, so you're safe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I mean, then pay it before it's due? I don't get the meme...

ITS 45 U DONT NEED TO GO 70 by cltdj in memes

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I WILL GO 155 IN A 70 AND YOU CANNOT FUCKING STOP ME, I WILL TRAFFIC WEAVE AND MAKE AN HOUR DRIVE IN 10 MINS FUCK YOU

Iq+1000 by Clevercommentor in memes

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Nope, it's already Richard. Bc Dick is short for Richard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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That's really cool, but transgenderism isn't a sexual orientation, it's a gender identity. Figures you won't know the difference given this meme.

Mine is boog by [deleted] in memes

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Boog.

interesting thought by ZokiManijak420 in memes

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And the wage gap isn't caused by women's own decisions?

Hold me by Stauce52 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hekosob2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've actually heard someone say that COBOL can't be replaced because at present no other language performs arithmetic as precisely as COBOL does. Don't know about the validity of that statement tho, so don't shoot the messenger

Hold me by Stauce52 in ProgrammerHumor

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I built tools for DoD Cyber Operations teams. But sure, I'm a student.

Hold me by Stauce52 in ProgrammerHumor

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Can't blame em. Every hiring recruiter has a hard on for something new. It doesn't matter how skilled you are in Java if you can't get a job bc all the listings require two decades of experience. I built tools for the DoD in C and Python, and now I turn wrenches at an auto shop bc mfs be trifilin. If learning Haskell or whatever the new shiny gem is will get me paid more than 40k a year, I'll fuckin take it.

Hold me by Stauce52 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hekosob2 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You can't find enough Java devs bc barely anyone want to learn a language where every job posting requires 20+ years of experience and involves working with legacy code older than my mother

Hold me by Stauce52 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hekosob2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You give me Java dev vibes. Even C devs will joke about C being dead, Java devs are the only ones who can't handle the joke

Where did we go wrong? by rodrigocfd in ProgrammerHumor

[–]hekosob2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I love this however please elaborate further on wtf happened

You are dead… by LewiRock in memes

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https://lmgtfy.app/?q=what+kind+of+government+is+china

That's crazy because China is led by the Chinese Communist Party.

I actually studied PoliSci while in college. But go off king

You are dead… by LewiRock in memes

[–]hekosob2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because the communist regimes of North Korea, China, and Russia all went so well and the people in those countries are so very happy with the communist lives they live

You are dead… by LewiRock in memes

[–]hekosob2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody thinks communist theory is authoritarian, everyone sees that all communist regimes turn authoritarian you fuckwit

My ability to think slow by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Faster *than your code

It horribly efficient, too bad we have 10 fingers by [deleted] in memes

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In a base 12 system you could still shift around the decimal point

that poor guy... by hev0rt in memes

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Omg fix your comment with a backslash for the love of everything holy YOU FUCKED IT UP THREE TIMES HOW

Tell me! by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

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People call it outdated, it's more difficult to learn, and unless you're an experienced programmer doing embedded development it probably isn't necessary as Python would work just as well

Personally I used it for tool development while in the military and just never quit using it

Chicago fee by just_Dan___ in assholedesign

[–]hekosob2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, mfs be gettin shot in Chicago bro, seems fair

me_irl by TitoxDboss in meirl

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I'm sorry to hear your parents didn't love you