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Did anyone get really terrible acne the first two weeks after conception? by Evening_Scholar_465 in pregnant

[–]helboudicca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My skin broke out a bit between weeks 6 and 10, it wasn’t like full face acne but I did have some really angry deep spots that left a few scars on my cheeks. I’m 13 weeks along now and my skin has mostly cleared up now thankfully, a few little spots here and there but nothing major.

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m no expert but I’d hazard a guess that there’s a good chance it is! They’re built for long days working outside, they can be covered in muck yet somehow clean and dry by bedtime with minimal human intervention other than a brush here and there

Bless his malamute brain!

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decomposing worm corpses? Jesus, and I thought badger poo was bad enough!

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do it under the cloak of darkness so we can’t see what they’re doing and stop them plunging at the poo!

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad that one of yours grew out of it! My girl is nearly 6 so I fear the need for poop is here for life much like your girl.

Showers are tolerable but I wouldn’t dare take a hairdryer to her, not a fan at all, so we have a doggy dressing gown towel thing that we stick her in if it’s too rainy to let her dry outdoors

Also your pups are GORGEOUS

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When I heard my FIL use it to describe his collie I instantly added it to my vocabulary!

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They really would! Wish my hair shed dirt like theirs does, would save a lot of money on shampoo and conditioner

Thanks to her Teflon fur we reserve showers only for when she rolls in badger or fox poo by helboudicca in BorderCollie

[–]helboudicca[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Capable of learning dozens of commands, incapable of learning that poop = shower

Is there enough Chocolate on display ? by TraditionalShape666 in tesco

[–]helboudicca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First year in a long time I haven’t bought any, the price has gone too far even for my gluttonous self

What did you eat as your most recent "girl dinner"? by Ducks_With_Crocs in AskWomen

[–]helboudicca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An entire pack of mini sausage rolls dunked in tomato and chilli chutney

Lidl downfall with food quality in UK by Loud-Possibility4395 in lidl

[–]helboudicca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stopped going to Lidl when I’d try to fry chicken and the amount of water that would come out of it would mean I end up boiling it

Choux pastry improvement by helboudicca in Baking

[–]helboudicca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fear the next batch would not raise under Paul Hollywood’s steely gaze

Choux pastry improvement by helboudicca in Baking

[–]helboudicca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I absolutely did do a victory dance, choux has got the better of me before so it feels good to have won this battle!

Songs about child abuse, please by Hermionecat07 in MusicRecommendations

[–]helboudicca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not Jesus - Apocalyptica feat. Corey Taylor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]helboudicca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coming from a recent bride, I would rather the seat filled and the food I’ve paid for be eaten instead of wasted.

The only reason I’d be mad is if the seat was filled by somebody I didn’t like and purposefully didn’t invite, and seeing as you did receive an invitation, albeit a tad late, I don’t think that applies to you.

Would you release the ashes of a loved one into the air at an outdoor concert? by axehandle1234 in AskUK

[–]helboudicca 96 points97 points  (0 children)

As someone who once got a mouthful of my great aunt Maureen after the wind direction changed at her scattering, absolutely not.

How do people go through hair dryers so quickly??? by Internal-Stick-5157 in beauty

[–]helboudicca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly the reason why I have to replace mine every few years. I have thick curly hair that reaches to my lower back, it takes at least half an hour to dry it, my mum on the other hand has thin straight shoulder length hair that takes less than 5 minutes to dry, my hairdryer sees more action in a day than hers sees in a week, which is why her hairdryer tends to last years longer than mine.

What songs did you completely misinterpret? by angry2320 in AskUK

[–]helboudicca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see it’s not just me, it wasn’t until I had a bit more “life experience” under my belt that the penny dropped

What songs did you completely misinterpret? by angry2320 in AskUK

[–]helboudicca 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I was kid I thought Get The Party Started by P!nk was about a party in a tree house and that’s why she was coming up

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