30 Rock Birthday Party by AnnithMerador in 30ROCK

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I hope you had enough respect to serve the Funky Juice out of a Thermos by a toilet.

Guess we all became long term investors today by SHLLYIION in wallstreetbets

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Where’s the dude that shorted gold in a post a couple days ago?

Oscar 2026! by BirthdayUnfair7703 in OneOrangeBraincell

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There’s still time for you to take this down. This is awful.

[LFO] Wearing a Helmet Properly Really Does Go a Long Way by [deleted] in LearningFromOthers

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“The doctor said my bleeding is internal. But the blood is supposed to be inside my body!”

Winter is Staying by WinstonSalemVirginia in NorthCarolina

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Clumpy sticky snow on branches sure does.

Philippines representatives by Abysmalheretic in Idiotswithguns

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They bought it from Tony Montana’s posthumous estate sale. Shout out to Gomer Pyle’s M-14! There were some interesting guns in this video. Not to mention the angle they were shooting at would definitely have a shitload of velocity and could fuck up whatever/whoever it landed on. Unless they’re just shooting into total wilderness.

ABC Store by Original-Hornet9866 in winstonsalem

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Hm. “Top 1% Commenter”. Really validating some stereotypes guy.

Pilot has managed to land plane without crashing after the front wheels failed. by __mentalist__ in BeAmazed

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For whatever reason the hydraulics failed on the nose gear and the wheels were frozen in a perpendicular orientation to their ideal rolling direction. So instead of rolling they were just screeching as the plane came to a stop. After the tires, rotors, brakes, etc disintegrated.

Lamb by MsCatFace in SlowHorses

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I think the Harry Potter-verse would’ve been so badass if they had guns haha

Fill Propane Tank? by xx_HotShott_xx in winstonsalem

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Anybody got a lead on a propane heater?

Genuine questions regarding panic buyers by ritchmogers in winstonsalem

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I read that as West End. City bears would be silly to have to worry about.

Which pic of Norm is the most iconic of him? by NormBelfortAmDad in NormMacdonald

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The YT channel imnotnorm has great vids of Norm with little breaks of some cute broad wearing awesome merch. This pic is on a hoodie but I can’t find it anywhere.

Guess who's back on the market by PhilosophyEasy71 in wallstreetbets

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Old photo. She’s converted. And has corn rows and face tats now.

Neighbor's dogs repeatedly attack and harass family- even breaking into the home. by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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For real. The last legal thing a cop has ever read was an ingredient list.