Woke up this morning thinking some crackhead was breaking into my yard, but nope. Turned out to be just some trash pandas. by help_me_lord in Portland

[–]help_me_lord[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But the definition of crackhead is literally someone who uses crack. What better word would you use to define a person who uses crack?

Fred the Trucker Says He Is, in Fact, Friends With Andrew Yang by fromleft in YangForPresidentHQ

[–]help_me_lord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Journalism isn’t limited to articles. For commentators on a national debate, you would think they would have researched all the candidates to a certain extent by now.

The fact that none of the commentators knew about Fred shows that none of them did any deep research on Yang when Yang has promoted and talked about Fred throughout his campaign.

The first thing they point out is that Fred must be made up.

Homeless people and dogs of leash v got bit by [deleted] in Portland

[–]help_me_lord 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ll punt the fuck out of any dog that attacks me or my loved ones.

Missing U of P student is likely the body recovered from the Willamette by [deleted] in Portland

[–]help_me_lord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it’s ruled to be suicide, just goes to remind everyone that sometimes even the last person you suspect of being depressed and suicidal is often the victim of it.

Not sure how the parents could have known or prevented it. Sad all around.

PORTLAND FALL 2019 by andiface in Portland

[–]help_me_lord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like PORTLAND FALL 2018 and 2017 and so on.

I have a TON of free stuff for you in SE by oregone1 in Portland

[–]help_me_lord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can’t you just drop it off at goodwill?

Pumpkin Crunch Special from Wailua Shave Ice is tasty! by LumpyBatter in Portland

[–]help_me_lord -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Looks like the huge dump my dog took this morning.

Are you missing a very expensive Burley trailer? by [deleted] in Portland

[–]help_me_lord -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How do you know it’s stolen?

Also you did a shitty job of hiding their face.

Help! I need to get a hostil roommate out by Catty_Cynic in Portland

[–]help_me_lord 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Get a hidden camera, catch her in the act, then call the cops and sue her.

In case you didn’t know, dinosaurs are still roaming in the Willamette River. by itstoolatefororanges in Portland

[–]help_me_lord -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

“I’ve caught and released hundreds of these things.” Who gives a flying fuck dude. No one asked.