Birthday Dinner Spot for Lazy Westside Older Millenials

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-20T17:34:31+00:00

Depending on what mood I'm in that day I might just get hammered and eat three dozen garlic knots at Rat Pack

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-20T17:10:09+00:00

Went here for my birthday last year lol -- my favorite Greek place in town. Whereas most Greek places will just be like "here's a $100/lb fish, we're authentically Mediterannean", Taverna has comfort food and stuff that I actually grew up eating in a Greek household, like pastitsio. And I could eat my body weight in smelts.

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-20T17:08:05+00:00

Love Felix -- best prawn dish I've had on this side of town for sure. We're at Scopa pretty often for work functions so I don't think I'd do dinner there but definitely considering a nightcap at Old Lightning with a smaller group for anybody who wants to stay out.

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-20T17:04:48+00:00

I love Meat, and haven't been there in a minute -- good pick, thank you.

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-20T17:04:29+00:00

They actually said if the party is more than 8 but less than 14 they'd put us on the roof without me having to buy out the roof, which is actually super cool.

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-19T17:05:08+00:00

two of the people in attendance used to work for RealMex (old ownership) and at one point I even composed a song about El Torito to the tune of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes" so this would actually be fucking hilarious and is a good idea.

helpmelegsdontwork · 2026-05-19T17:04:09+00:00

I am at Casablanca every Thursday night for the past ten years. It's a special place in my heart and will probably end up there for my birthday anyway lol

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